Never go the Sprint Facebook page; it is a dark place

[cletus]

Dear reader,

If you are reading this please heed the warning contained in the title. If you are further tempted continue reading and I will try to assuage you of that horrible dark need. At first your eyes will be drawn to the bright officialness of the Sprint logo and the showcased electronic goodies it holds beside it. Perhaps you will glance down and to the left to see pronouncements of the glorious shipments of brand new phones headed to excited future owners.

 

BUT do not look down and to the right.You will not be able to resist the button to click see more and to bask in the intelligence of your fellow Sprint users. Your eyes will glance to the first posting and at first your eye will tremble and perhaps your mouse finger will twitch. Surely, you read that wrong! You quickly glance to the next topic with 48 replies and it is then you know that your fate is truly sealed. You have become locked forever in the prison of idiocy, compelled to respond to threads. Your mind burning as you fashion replies to simply understand what is not understandable. Your world spins and you think thoughts such as "Why can I feel my tongue on the roof of my mouth?" and "Is that my breathing I feel?" You will hope for the sweet embrace of death as you read unintelligible and incomprehensible statements that can only be created by wicked and cruel denizens of hell being forced into obedience by their unholy tormentors

"I just upgraded my phone to an iPhone at Best Buy and found out about the $36.00 upgrade fee. I asked if they could take that out of the Phantom $150.00 Upgrade Credit. They said no. I also think that the term "Simply Everything" means just that, but Sprint doesn't think so. It should be "Simple" but now you now add an additional $10.00 a month for a "Premium Data" package. So here is my new saying.

"Sprint Simply SUCKS"!

I will be cancelling my Sprint service as soon as my new contract is up (if not before). I also will make it my mission in life to post truth daily to the wall of this Facebook Page. OH. The reason I was at Best Buy and not the Sprint store? I was referred there by Sprint Customer Service. J.D Powers is clueless giving you guys a customer service award."

 

Your head will tilt sideways as brain matter strains to crush itself inside your head. A thin trickle will ooze from your ear in the first of many destroyed compartments of your humanity. Nonetheless, strapped to the Hell wagon that is the Sprint Facebook comments you will read onward with bloody tears rolling down your face as a high pitched whine starts and continues unending.

"Sprint just emailed me today with the 150.. offer If I sign up for another two years with a smart phone. They just tried to charge me 10>more a month for the data etc. I was Grandfathered in at 69. on 79. so y would I do that..They use to be good, but I ? too good for there Britches. Yes and equiptment Upgrade. It doesn't make sense to charge some1 69.99 for the unlimited everything, and charge an extra 10 bucks if u want a new phone, even if that phone is the same 1 u have Now...Only a RIPOFF company would do that..."

 

Death comes with a shuddering finality as your body commits it's final act of suicide by forcing the rapidly decaying mush that was your brain through your nostrils as you slowly slump into the chair, forever tainted by your reading. Marked as one of the corrupted ones you rise again to smash keys in some sort of macabre opera. With the background sounds of screaming and torment you type:

"I can't stand sprint and the have no good phone my evo isnt even good and the carging port barely works. they want to charge 150 for a new phone but that is bs this one barely works get a clue sprint oh my god."

Edited May 30, 2012 by cletus

[digiblur]

What's facebook?

 

Sent from my C64 w/Epyx FastLoad cartridge

[alphnasx]

i wish i can post this there but they delete my post all the time:

 

Sprint Employee Discount Plan for Everyone. Copy & Paste Link:

 

http://delivery.sprint.com/m/p/nxt/epc/epclanding.asp

Email: Russ.S.McGuire@Sprint.com

ID: 383

 

Single Line: $70 a Month ($10 a month Cheaper than Sprint Retail Store)

 

Everything Plus™ Data - with Any Mobile, Anytime

Introducing Any Mobile, Anytime, forget about restrictive calling circles. Our Everything Data plans give you unlimited data, messages and calls to any mobile, anytime while on the Sprint Network. That’s access to over 250 million U.S. mobile phones nationwide. This plan includes:

 

- 500 mins Anytime. Any Mobile, Anytime: Unlimited domestic calls from the Sprint network to & from ANY U.S. mobile phone regardless of carrier. Any network, any time.

- Unlimited Data on our network: Web surfing, email, BlackBerry Internet Services (BIS), GPS Navigation, Sprint TV & Radio, NASCAR Sprint Cup Mobile

- Messages: Text, Pictures & Video

- Talk: Unlimited Nights & Weekends starting at 7 p.m., nationwide long distance & no roaming charges

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Family Plans (2 Smartphones $130 a month, 3 Smartphones $155 a month, 4 Smartphones $180 a month, 5 Smatphones $205 a month). Minus $10 for every Non-Smartphones, but has to include at least 1 Smartphone on the Family Plan

 

Everything Plus™ Data Family - with Any Mobile, Anytime

Introducing Any Mobile, Anytime, forget about restrictive calling circles. Our Everything Data plans give you unlimited data, messages & calls to any mobile, anytime while on the Sprint Network. That’s access to over 250 million U.S. mobile phones nationwide. This plan includes:

 

- Any Mobile, Anytime: Unlimited domestic calls from the Sprint network to & from ANY U.S. mobile phone regardless of carrier. Any network, any time.

- Unlimited Data on our network: Web surfing, email, BlackBerry Internet Services (BIS), GPS Navigation, Sprint TV & Radio, NASCAR Sprint Cup MobileSM

- Unlimited messaging: Text, Pictures & Video

- Talk: Unlimited Night & Weekends calls starting at 7 p.m., nationwide long distance and no roaming charges

 

Corporate Discount Link:

http://sprint.p.delivery.net/m/p/nxt/dev/wdyw.asp

 

*************ONLY BUY SPRINT 4G LTE SMARTPHONES !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sprint Network Vision Introduction (4G FD-LTE + Clearwire 4G TD-LTE, Better Service & Coverage)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp_jpIdr_uw

[aerxx]

J.D Powers is clueless giving you guys a customer service award."

 

LOLOL!!!!! I didn't need to read any further. Absolutely great.

[S4GRU]

S4GRU is idiocy repellent. We run those guys outta here quickly!

 

Robert

[gopher_otis]

It's just a bunch of people who are pissed off with their crappy service, and I totally understand their frustration. Hopefully they all switch to another carrier; more bandwidth for me! In all seriousness, I hope their situation becomes a success for both them and for Sprint.

[AJames25]

I couldn't resist reading this when I saw the title. Time well spent.

[cletus]

FYI those italics are direct quotes.

[Contreramanjaro]

I've got a good one for you, search for Sprint on Twitter. Terrifying.

[Fraydog]

You think that's bad? So is the AT&T Facebook. So is VZW's and T-Mo's, for that matter.

 

It really makes me feel empathy for the social media people at all these companies who have to clean up after these messes (HIRE ME PLEASE).

[MacinJosh]

You think that's bad? So is the AT&T Facebook. So is VZW's and T-Mo's, for that matter.

 

It really makes me feel empathy for the social media people at all these companies who have to clean up after these messes (HIRE ME PLEASE).

 

I remember how bad the at&t Facebook page was, lol. All those idiots griping about their service. Made it difficult for the legitimate customers who actually needed help. Sad situation.

[twospirits]

Its like a train wreck, You don't really want to look, but you can't resist not turning away either.

 

All carrier forums are like that, be it on twitter, facebook and online discussion sites/blogs.

 

TS

[pyroscott]

Dear reader, If you are reading this please heed the warning contained in the title. If you are further tempted continue reading and I will try to assuage you of that horrible dark need. At first your eyes will be drawn to the bright officialness of the Sprint logo and the showcased electronic goodies it holds beside it. Perhaps you will glance down and to the left to see pronouncements of the glorious shipments of brand new phones headed to excited future owners. BUT do not look down and to the right.You will not be able to resist the button to click see more and to bask in the intelligence of your fellow Sprint users. Your eyes will glance to the first posting and at first your eye will tremble and perhaps your mouse finger will twitch. Surely, you read that wrong! You quickly glance to the next topic with 48 replies and it is then you know that your fate is truly sealed. You have become locked forever in the prison of idiocy, compelled to respond to threads. Your mind burning as you fashion replies to simply understand what is not understandable. Your world spins and you think thoughts such as "Why can I feel my tongue on the roof of my mouth?" and "Is that my breathing I feel?" You will hope for the sweet embrace of death as you read unintelligible and incomprehensible statements that can only be created by wicked and cruel denizens of hell being forced into obedience by their unholy tormentors "I just upgraded my phone to an iPhone at Best Buy and found out about the $36.00 upgrade fee. I asked if they could take that out of the Phantom $150.00 Upgrade Credit. They said no. I also think that the term "Simply Everything" means just that, but Sprint doesn't think so. It should be "Simple" but now you now add an additional $10.00 a month for a "Premium Data" package. So here is my new saying. "Sprint Simply SUCKS"! I will be cancelling my Sprint service as soon as my new contract is up (if not before). I also will make it my mission in life to post truth daily to the wall of this Facebook Page. OH. The reason I was at Best Buy and not the Sprint store? I was referred there by Sprint Customer Service. J.D Powers is clueless giving you guys a customer service award."

Your head will tilt sideways as brain matter strains to crush itself inside your head. A thin trickle will ooze from your ear in the first of many destroyed compartments of your humanity. Nonetheless, strapped to the Hell wagon that is the Sprint Facebook comments you will read onward with bloody tears rolling down your face as a high pitched whine starts and continues unending.

"Sprint just emailed me today with the 150.. offer If I sign up for another two years with a smart phone. They just tried to charge me 10>more a month for the data etc. I was Grandfathered in at 69. on 79. so y would I do that..They use to be good, but I ? too good for there Britches. Yes and equiptment Upgrade. It doesn't make sense to charge some1 69.99 for the unlimited everything, and charge an extra 10 bucks if u want a new phone, even if that phone is the same 1 u have Now...Only a RIPOFF company would do that..."

Death comes with a shuddering finality as your body commits it's final act of suicide by forcing the rapidly decaying mush that was your brain through your nostrils as you slowly slump into the chair, forever tainted by your reading. Marked as one of the corrupted ones you rise again to smash keys in some sort of macabre opera. With the background sounds of screaming and torment you type:

"I can't stand sprint and the have no good phone my evo isnt even good and the carging port barely works. they want to charge 150 for a new phone but that is bs this one barely works get a clue sprint oh my god."

 

LMAO, sadly the internet is turning into a giant cesspool of idiocy. That and porn... Thanks for the hilarity.

[Fraydog]

http://forums.androidcentral.com/showthread.php?t=178232

 

My head hurts after reading this thread.

[JeffDTD]

http://forums.androidcentral.com/showthread.php?t=178232

 

My head hurts after reading this thread.

 

I couldnt get through it. The effort that some people expel in ranting among people theyve never met is astonishing. I absolutely love it also when people who are clearly "budget" customers think theyre shatting all over everything sprint by announcing " im going to tmobile". Its great for many people, but my nightmares of being stuck on a rural road with no service for miles are far less terrifying than having to wait too long for facebook to load. I use sprint because its easy on my wallet and provides some form of voice coverage everywhere. Its nice to use it as much as i want and can and never pay overrages. You get what you pay for though.... pay for verizon, get a little more.

 

Aside, my employer recently delved into social media(twitter,fb, google+). I was opposed to it....and so far, the same, its been an outlet for social ridicule.

[S4GRU]

These types of customers will not be happy at Tmo either. Or VZW or ATT. I know lots of whiny bitches. They can never be satisfied. They are always whiny bitches.

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

[pyroscott]

http://forums.androi...ad.php?t=178232

 

My head hurts after reading this thread.

 

Why is it that 97% of these rants are littered with grammar and spelling mistakes? Are they really that eager to vent their frustrations that they can't proof-read the post before submitting the post? Maybe it is another factor, like pure lack of intelligence?

[S4GRU]

 

Why is it that 97% of these rants are littered with grammar and spelling mistakes? Are they really that eager to vent their frustrations' date=' that they can't proof-read the post before submitting the post? Maybe it is another factor, like pure lack of intelligence?[/quote']

 

Whiny bitches don't bother to get educated. They just whine and bitch about their teacher. Or their desk location. Or the assignment. Whiny bitches already think they are entitled to everything. Why would they need to get an education?

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

[gopher_otis]

 

Whiny bitches don't bother to get educated. They just whine and bitch about their teacher. Or their desk location. Or the assignment. Whiny bitches already think they are entitled to everything. Why would they need to get an education?

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

 

Damn you sure are fired up today!

[JeffDTD]

 

Whiny bitches don't bother to get educated. They just whine and bitch about their teacher. Or their desk location. Or the assignment. Whiny bitches already think they are entitled to everything. Why would they need to get an education?

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

 

Could be my favorite Robert statement, ever! Someone get me a "love" button

[twospirits]

hmmmm I don't recall Rob ever using the b word even when he is pissed. lol I sense you are holding back, let it out young skywalker, don't let it in. lol

 

As for the topic at hand, yeah. I agree. These types will not be satisfied no matter where they go, they expect more. And most likely they will be the same one that will come back once they notice ow the other side isn't as green as they thought it would be.

 

TS

[S4GRU]

hmmmm I don't recall Rob ever using the b word even when he is pissed. lol I sense you are holding back' date=' let it out young skywalker, don't let it in. lol

 

As for the topic at hand, yeah. I agree. These types will not be satisfied no matter where they go, they expect more. And most likely they will be the same one that will come back once they notice ow the other side isn't as green as they thought it would be.

 

TS[/quote']

 

I just finished dealing with some real winners at our FB page when I posted that. It was a timing thing.

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

[pyroscott]

I just finished dealing with some real winners at our FB page when I posted that. It was a timing thing.

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

 

Winners? On facebook? NOOOOOOOOO

 

There are never trolls on the facebook page. That's why I haven't been there in months.

[irev210]

I just finished dealing with some real winners at our FB page when I posted that. It was a timing thing.

 

Robert via Kindle Fire using Forum Runner

 

OMGz, I get charged moniez for servicesz and so slow! WTF? omg! sprint sux, I hate sprint, I didn't payz billz and they callz and say no service and I am likez no pay for serviez I know get! RIGHTR!?>!?!/ OMGD!

 

Iz sayz to allz my frinedz thatz sprintz bad service too much no more for me. OMG 10 fee for "premium data" wtf with 500 slow data speedz. I go to tmob with greatz 4ghz speedz and much faster better more everyhting great I win sprint loose. I always win sprint loose loose loose. Their bad peepz and iz ha8rz them so more much then thay can think possible.

 

sprint go out of businnuz cuz i left them.

[S4GRU]

 

OMGz' date=' I get charged moniez for servicesz and so slow! WTF? omg! sprint sux, I hate sprint, I didn't payz billz and they callz and say no service and I am likez no pay for serviez I know get! RIGHTR!?>!?!/ OMGD!

 

Iz sayz to allz my frinedz thatz sprintz bad service too much no more for me. OMG 10 fee for "premium data" wtf with 500 slow data speedz. I go to tmob with greatz 4ghz speedz and much faster better more everyhting great I win sprint loose. I always win sprint loose loose loose. Their bad peepz and iz ha8rz them so more much then thay can think possible.

 

sprint go out of businnuz cuz i left them.[/quote']

 

You must have read our FB page recently.

 

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