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AYOOO FIDDY CENT DRANKS https://t.co/780IN2uvIN #stlcards

Start or sit C.J. Anderson tonight?

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Was that @kzieff I just saw leaving the burger bar?

Hello, front seat butt warmer. I'm seeing you earlier this year than normal.

Manningface pick sixarooni

Miss you, Eugene Monroe.

This is the one fucking time a year the common man gives a shit about infrastructure.

It’s 2 Uses For Vinegar http://t.co/qiXsCDHTai

Not gonna lie: I really enjoy seeing the Steelers stomped like this, regardless of who's stomping.

Dinner: pork steak, Octoberfest, and double stuff Oreos. ????????

Jeb! word salad game is strong.

Peak Internet. http://t.co/S9TXjufPi6

RT @TimPeachBBC: OWN GOAL becomes England's all time joint-record top scorer with 49, level with Wayne Rooney and Sir Bobby Charlton

I just earned the 'Land of the Free' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/8G3IEHM8sU

RALLY FUCKING BEER DELIVERS AGAIN

"I have *no* idea why our first floor accidental emergency button pushes are up 9500%! Get off my back!!" http://t.co/lLThOq4Xng

Swatting 'Nats.

RT @jaysonst: Chase Utley spent 13 seasons with the #Phillies & got no-hit once. He's been no-hit twice in a week & a half with the #Dodger…

Its a pretty bad feeling when you lose your Fitbit before syncing your 13-ish mile run.

Top of the class, eh?

Brad Thompson looks like he still practices shaving with the back of his dad's razor.

RT @OldHossRadbourn: #TweetYourFavoriteBlock Nobly earned when I spoke out against RI's worst threat since the enemies of Anne Hutchinson. …

RT @Sensi: Fantastic article from @WSJ about simple products for a smart home. http://t.co/04efXH9RK5 http://t.co/3Oo2KQUvLL