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Duuuude. #ces2016 @ Las Vegas Convention Center https://t.co/aThVSF6N30

Got here before the Chili's To Go opened. ????

RT @CoachBillick: I don't know how to feel about this tweet...I find it interesting and humiliating all at the same time. https://t.co/HOPn…

RT @DadBoner: Think Peyton Manning might have CTE. Can only talk in that Nationwide song now. Kinda concerning.

RT @pretendfarmer: Ladies, let's take over a Texas rest stop & protest legislation of our bodies, would we be a militia, feminazis or terro…

RT @anildash: Let's treat innocent black children with the same compassion we have for white supremacist terrorists who commandeer governme…

RT @berniethoughts: ARE SLUGS HOMELESS SNAILS

Neighbors went outside to bang pots. What year is this? 1716?

Holy shit. https://t.co/NaYxHb1kDc

"Gods of Egypt" looks dumb af

Sick burn. ???? https://t.co/pQwClHecSZ

RT @Missinfo: That @GhostfaceKillah and @MFDOOM Album Might Be Dropping Sooner Than You Think https://t.co/1oHUCrU0Jb https://t.co/ZorzDDIy…

RT @dcwoods89: A live look at McManus's Field Goal. https://t.co/a4FQU7LFhe

RT @Mike_Eagle: 'he looked older' is a sorry euphemism for an ugly american belief. his family deserves to hear the real reason out loud. #…

"Let's follow up that brain-dead challenge with a jump ball into double coverage. That would be dank af." - Pete Carroll

https://t.co/Ihvtxm3gxB #stlwx

"Dad, what are those things? And why are there so many of them?" @ Micro Center at the Brentwood… https://t.co/ociANKd69E

Bloody Marys were an excellent choice.

RT @sblackmoore: I just cannot stop watching this. https://t.co/zu5o8wOJo1

I think once you retire, you get access to some secret emoji keyboard. You should see some of the messages I get from my parents.

Unpopular holiday opinion: I don't care for A Christmas Story.

Hi, @Sears. What am I suppose to do with this? I can't give this gift with the alarm tag... https://t.co/3MGU12z42A

My basement is a wet, soggy mess. Thanks a lot, December thunderstorms.

RT @msdanifernandez: Leia: help me obi wan kenobi, you're my only hopeObi Wan: sending thoughts and prayers

He's got a future in the beer game. ???? @ Budweiser Brewery Experience St. Louis https://t.co/nGeQ7nPmOL