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Good news for Joe Maddon: there's no shortage of great bars and restaurants that will take his money tonight.

Holy shit, that Hail Mary worked.

RT @TheNatidude: Matt Williams would have sent the Gatorade jug back out. "He's our cooler."

Trainwreck couple on Love It Or List It right now. ????????????

"I'm Subway's Jared and I have @CharterCom." #notv

Thank you based Tucker

Here comes a top-10 draft pick in the draft. Woof. #Ravens

I think FSMW just crossed into hentai territory with some of those champagne ropes.

Always fun seeing a millionaire owner of a ball club taking a slug from a Bud Light tallboy.

y u no play Tommy Pham?

It's not a secret *question*, then. It's a secret _statement_. http://t.co/btttFJrwwL

Tip of the cap to the Buccos. Pure class from the fans.

Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback? #askNASA

I was hoping to see Kozma be the icing on this managerial masterpiece. But, alas.

Hi, I'm MIKE, and I have Cable.

MIKE

3D Touch is awesome. Reminds me of being an altar boy!

I think the pope is flying on @AmericanAir to NYC. Huh.

9 runs? http://t.co/YFlirZ4Bbl

RT @ry_hudson: What A Time To Be Alive. http://t.co/20TuXgFZMk

I'm Ride or Die St. Louis tonight. http://t.co/eQWjdMHUpa

Ravens defense is the new poop emoji

RT @KenWeinmanSport: Crockett Gillmore just had his bar mitzvah moment. He became a man today!! #Ravens

Uber & IKEA in the same month? It's like St. Louis is a real American city!

Nice morning for a @SouthwestAir flight. http://t.co/C3HHghIL9N