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I wonder how long it'll take before we start seeing [spon] show up in @POTUS' tweets?

Schunuck's is Apple Pay compatible now, which means I can buy booze without my wallet. Nice.

I really like @flickr again. Yay, team!

What good are appointments if the times aren’t honored? Why not give me a range? “Sometime between 3 and 7pm you can see the doctor.”

RT @mathowie: Big Lebowskemoji p5????????????????????⛲️????????????????????????♿️????????????????????♿️????????❗️????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????❗️➰????➰????‼️????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I feel kinda bad for @neiltyson that immediately following Star Talk on Nat Geo is “Science of Stupid.”

BAH GAWD, KING! Carnitas at La Tejana #VSCOcam @ La Tejana Taqueria https://t.co/NcwLgvTmfQ

The #stlcards right now be like http://t.co/Ws3gRlAgsi

RT @AdamWeinstein: are you in college? then you are not dadbodyou are a lazy drunk grab ass poseursome of us earned this look

I've been on @twitter for *eight* years, as of today.Look at this lame-ass first tweet: https://t.co/dRVfxYiXvC

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years (since 7 May 2007).And you? http://t.co/IuISJblyZf

Glad Tony Cruz gets to handle the bullpen for the top 9 and maybe extras instead of Molina. Genius.

I will not respect @McDonalds until I see live-action Fry Guys.

The Cardinals lead in the NL Central is greater than the number of losses on the season. (6.5 game lead vs. 6 losses). ????????????????????✌????

Ah, memories. Right, @2xAught7?

I was at a #stlcards game against the Cubs that started like this. These are fun. Who will be this game's So Taguchi?

Just two dudes, riding trains. #VSCOcam @ Saint Louis Zoo https://t.co/abdRaiChCh

RT @TheOnion: Report: Philippines Citizens Currently Watching Their Congressman Fight A Guy On TV http://t.co/CMPC84zucC #MayPac http://t.c…

Can we make Jim Edmonds the new Rick Horton? Please?

Crockett & Maxx is a buddy cop movie, not a TE duo on a NFL team.

I think the first phone listed has the same screen size as an Apple Watch, today. https://t.co/n0XiEgJ4dQ

RT @Paulymer: CHECKMATE ATHEISTS http://t.co/oCas662EPg

Jesus OG Christ. “@mortreport: Mariota says Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney and Tim McGraw are his favorite country artists #TENPick”

Having the windows open at home means that the kids can hear the siren song of the ice cream man. I never carry cash for this very reason.

RT @rstevens: http://t.co/zLCVlvCXAn