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RT @TheBradBlog: We're just lucky it wasn't ISIS. Otherwise it might be a danger to Americans. https://t.co/0SIUeSW4HC

RT @Sensi: Look who is in the @Amazon #BlackFriday #deals! Get a Sensi #wifi #thermostat (pro version) for just $94. https://t.co/FdmZfURTU0

My kids don't even want to _try_ whipped cream tomorrow. I have failed.

#Ravens injuries, to date: WR1, RB1, RB2, QB1, TE1, LOLB1, WR2, LG1, C. Did I miss anyone?

2nd and long? Let's run it!

"Dad, I want to go to @strangedonuts this morning."Hell yeah.

.@Charter any updates on the service outage in STL? I may have a checking account outage for you this month. Pity, that.

RT @Jezebel: This hijab is the purest shade you'll ever see on Fox News https://t.co/TIRlDUFoFx https://t.co/KaQDHpRpFh

Will @CharterCom get their shit together?

$1.75/gal gas. Wut.

Data science! https://t.co/W9BDL9qZUZ

$0.99 pizza is the new economy.

Every time I'm in NYC, I think "Maybe today is the day I see if I can get @zeldman out for dinner to chat internets stuff."

Veteran's Day parade down 5th Avenue ???????? @ NYPL The New York Public Library https://t.co/ij74m8jwCc

RT @pattonoswalt: Hey assholes booing, Hilary DOES have more experience than this collection of Applebee's shift managers. Combined. #GOPDe…

Molina devil magic.

Of course this is what marionette makers look like. Duh. https://t.co/soRprT1H94

Yup. https://t.co/lySjtLXvna

Cringeworthy photoshop job. Wow. https://t.co/nlNh0ZF5Wb

My dinner tonight was movie theater popcorn. #adulting

When does that Ben Carson mixtape drop? ????????????????

METS

Sometimes I accidentally hit the moments tab and wonder wtf was twitter thinking?

FUCK MILK DUDS AND WHOPPERS.

RT @rhabal: Apple market value $666B on Halloween 2015. First Apple cost $666 in 1976. Coincidence ? ???? Hmmm. #aapl