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My parents brought a palmetto bug with them from South Carolina. I know that because it's on my shoulder right now #fun

Given the aids patient amount of pills I just took to try and clear my allergies, betting the over on me waking up at 10:45 is strong

Whoops. First goal counted.

RT @CloydRivers: Merica. http://t.co/VTN4jE2J8r

Hopefully that was a pizza goal in Los Angeles

RT @RowdyGentleman: As a child, a Rowdy Gentleman always ran through his third base coach's "stop" sign.

God dammit

It's really hard to turn off IFC when they go from Beverly Hills Ninja to National Lampoons Vacation... but seinfeld is on

RT @EdgarMellencamp: hi @NancyGraceHLN I LiKe yEwAPREL FHALLS

There's an Asian family eating Indian take out at Costco. The questions I have are piling up

http://t.co/czbjbyVVNc this is a trend I can get behind (tee hee hee)

RT @BarstoolNate: Donald Sterling leaking mix tapes on back to back days, huge power move.

Thats my boy is on starz and I cant change the channel because my FiOS box is updating. This is my katrina

RT @RowdyGentleman: A Rowdy Gentleman can spot a cop or a golf course marshal from a mile away.

I finally found a hat that fits http://t.co/kIvjtZoMYn

Why is there a god damn prop plane flying around my neighborhood at half past midnight

RT @loriara: #MWAA CEO Jack Potter makes it official: #SilverLine "substantially complete" -- calls it a significant milestone.

Took two benadryl and started to clean my golf clubs. Given how I played today, I will be waking up around 11 tomorrow with some dirty clubs

Every year van dorn st isn't repaved is a year I shouldn't have to pay state income tax

RT @GSElevator: #1: Electric cars should just be called what they really are, coal powered.

"Ever since I seen soul plane I ain't never eat beef stroganoff" -overheard at trader joes #wow

RT @CloydRivers: Merica. http://t.co/z89ryUSQ63

RT @CloydRivers: Merica. http://t.co/pqCwKi8eAa

DELORES!!!!!!

RT @BarstoolNate: RT @donovanjmcnabb Easter is on a Sunday again this year. Your thoughts?