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zippychance

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  1. RT @RowdyGentleman: A Rowdy Gentleman never has a bad chest hair day.

  2. RT @Mrjimflorentine: if you're a guy over the age of 16 years old please stop using the word selfie. You sound like a fucking ass.

  3. Little jerry stands at attention http://t.co/UKgpThhliu

  4. Are we going to war? I realize my house is in the flight path from the CIA to the Pentagon but christ they're flying low tonight

  5. The Rays hats stink this year

  6. RT @RowdyGentleman: A Rowdy Gentleman wishes he could pee on your Farmville crops.

  7. Does @target realize people over 11 get prescribed cough syrup? I look like one of the ASPCA ad animals feeding myself w/ a plastic syringe

  8. I wish you all could see the face I'm making trying to unlodge a raspberry seed from behind one of my tonsils

  9. RT @RowdyGentleman: As a kid, a Rowdy Gentleman brought his own putter to putt-putt.

  10. Attention twitter - Mean Girls just started on MTV. And they're not doing that annoying bit where they crop the picture either, full HD!

  11. AGAIN with the blind people commercials. On tv. Still don't get it.

  12. What he says at house parties RT @BKeat_BCM Alright! This white devil thing has gone far enough!

  13. First goal and it doesn't even count aint that a bitch #capskings

  14. RT @iamcolinquinn: March Madness is a negative name. How about the CRSE?? Campus Roundball Spectacular Escapades!

  15. Didn't Anaheim already take a timeout? #CapitalsTalk

  16. Someone come nurse me back to health. Or put me out of my misery. I could go either way at this point

  17. There's an outside chance I'm dying

  18. RT @Puddinstrip: asked IHOP waitress for secret ingredient in the Shamrock Pancakes, she told me her stepson is molesting cats again and gr…

  19. I can't really tell the difference between the two

  20. Not to be confused with the good snow crunching sound. Like if Styrofoam was less noisy and cold crunching sound.

  21. I'm at Whole Foods Market (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/AECTJDg9Gn

  22. Where all the white women at? Hopefully Whole Foods, because that's where I'm going tonight

  23. Brouwer hacks at Fleury, the entire team goes in. Crosby hacks at Halak, Jack Hillen asks him to stop. That's whats wrong with the #caps

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