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Did this yesterday https://t.co/V554yaaC05

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This game has the watchability of a Lena Dunham sex tape #CapsDevils

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Junior rules

Justin Peters would have stopped that

Ten american dollars for a beer at the patriot center. Next time @GeorgeMasonU sends out fundraising mailers, you can skip my house

http://t.co/zwdk87OqNU Unions are absolute shit.

Sidney Crosby scored goal #300 last night? That's cute.

Dipietro does TV for the hell of it, milbury needs the paycheck.

Fox 5 just ended their coverage which means the 9 puerto rican women in DC and @QueenAlexandra only get half an episode of "the real" today

Shout out to the fugitive whos awaiting trial for bank robbery and not only lists "Self Employed" as his job but is all in on the money team

Side note, Fairfax city PD dont like it when you slap your knee laughing next to them because theyre running speed traps in fugitive traffic

Can't wait for Roman Reigns to come out to be the third man

https://t.co/ysAx2h5F84 #Terps

http://t.co/KJZcW0ua9K first Mac and cheese and now sweet tea? I've about had it with this woman

RT @Eyeronic_name: Oh ok http://t.co/48CvGo7rNM

I don't think my trucks ever been that clean

#????

RT @Puddinstrip: Just stepped on a jelly donut but thankfully I wasn't wearing my dress flip-flops. Your move, universe

Do chicks get steamed up for Kendrick Lamar's beard? He looks like a 10th grader...

Suck it chowderheads #CapsBruins

I guess were all doing this now http://t.co/tS8g3Jje4k

RT @AnthonyCumia: Seems the other vehicle in the Bruce Jenner accident had a problem with the tranny.

The guy in the panthers third jersey smacking the glass and yelling at ovechkin should be put down