zippychance

Final from hagerstown, suns over shorebirds 4-2. 4-7-2 and 2-11-4.

If Jeff Schultz gets a cup ring I may quit hockey

Shout out to the guy patching potholes at Dover with an Earl Weaver shirt #birdland

RT @Puddinstrip: when I was a teenager I asked girl I liked if she wanted to split 6-pack and makeout behind Orange Julius and it worked. I…

It takes @DDOTDC 4 hours to tow an illegally parked car but 10 minutes to block a driveway writing a ticket http://t.co/sKKWXPAT2B

For anyone stupid enough to try and enter DC today, the e street expressway is closed and I've been on the Roosevelt bridge for 10 minutes

36 holes of golf is exhausting

Oh boy http://t.co/wOyzWgNQa8

I kinda want this http://t.co/LHzVLV3LVQ

RT @GSElevator: "Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?"

Still at work #notdelicious

Vegas in 8 days #hollaz

"Wolfpack for life" -Andrew http://t.co/kyULYAOZuO

Please keep sending me beach snapchats, everyone

#asa http://t.co/AHFXlBy0uv

A lovely cheese pizza just for me

Silver tuna tonight!

Why can't Jason Sudekis say "vidalia" right in this stupid applebees commercial?

http://t.co/glEwGHssvG #bluestateproblems

RT @RowdyGentleman: It takes a Rowdy Gentleman to know one, and you're looking pretty unfamiliar, pal.

RT @CloydRivers: There's a name for girls who turn off the country station in a man's truck. Single. Merica.

1am on a Wednesday night.. Why would FiOS Internet work?

RT @CloydRivers: George Strait for President of Merica.

Little jerry protects from under the bench http://t.co/03CvkimtGH