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Bring back Speedy Banks #redskins

Is another defenseman really gonna fix the fact the #caps have scored 10 goals at home over their last 5 games?

I'm at Hard Times Cafe (Arlington, VA) w/ 4 others http://t.co/xioB49iJZg

Also, facebook chat looks like shit now

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Or reparations. I'm an idiot

RT @AnthonyCumia: Girls who work at veterinarian offices look just like girls in Kashi cereal commercials.

If I knew wars with Iraq & Afghanistan would lead us to have Al Jazeera America, I wouldn't have been so unapologetically for them happening

I'm at Fort Ethan Allen Community Canine Area (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/qSNWB3srRB

Going to bed at 11, like an adult.

Is every fucking traffic light off in @arlingtonva or just the ones in 22207?

RT @GSElevator: #1: Let's be honest. There's no way your guess is as good as mine.

RT @LouBrutus: You shouldn't brag that you voted. You're supposed to vote. It's like bragging that you brushed your teeth this morning. #El…

"Her voice is the exact frequency that gives me diarreha" -Jesse S

RT @chaddukes: Mayo is horrendous. Holler of you hear me.

RT @HarrisonMooney: Can't even line brawl properly MT @DNFlyers Downie has a concussion from fight. Lecavalier has a facial injury and will…

Fairly certain I've offended everyone here (@ Ragtime) http://t.co/dU9Yqq68ir

Wegmans Annandale. My favorite part is when the dear leader inspects the orange soda http://t.co/Jp7ilFFMmC

He wouldn't believe me when I said I didn't have any pizza. Very persistent dog http://t.co/R6Dh3BVBUF

RT @ChipChipperson: Tsss my dog is fukin sleepin http://t.co/Dq52X0FB0G

This is christmas and the kid's getting his fucking present

maaaaaaaaaaaaakin a fillllllllllllter

Jon Stewart hasn't been funny since Big Daddy

Half prize pizza!

RT @HankQuotes: Detroit hasn't felt any real pride since George Bush went to Japan and vomited on their auto executives.