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RT @outlandishwoods: @zippychance #salute http://t.co/jvRzoa90mC

The tapdancing scene from Hello Ladies tonight might be the most awkward thing I've seen this month

I'm trying to get a pink lemonade in this motherfucker #eastbound

I'm at Raue Pond (Alexandria, VA) http://t.co/THHvLjq84w

Newman! The white whale...

This is hilarious RT @wyshynski Capitals Wiki. Right sidebar, under "owner" (if still there). LOLZ. http://t.co/Xvu9MvvCjT … (via Chris M.)

Pillboh @NattyBohs http://t.co/IMjq0japzT

"Always remember to shoot 13 to 15 inches above those pads" -Craig Laughlin #soundadvice

Why are dressers either 200 dollars or 1000 dollars? Furniture shopping is the worst

Whens the last time @verizonfios made a commercial that didn't involve a 9 year old girl in a pant suit?

The people who work here look like big bird if he wore a silly apron and was in a union, so they can all go to hell

RT @sonnench: Chael thinksAnderson sinksWandy stinks

Does anyone else think the arkansas version of george costanza sounds a lot like pig vomit from private parts?

Jordan Staal... you know better

Aaron Hernandez hasn't spoke in 5 minutes yet his mouth is still open #Hernandez

I'm at Shenandoah Valley Golf Club (Front Royal, VA) http://t.co/NFN7KVjDUX

RT @iamcolinquinn: Everybody talking about the deficit, but nobody talks about what we have in abundance........Laughter. Friendship. Enjoy…

I'm at Metro 29 Diner (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/RlzmTshQZn

It took Danica Patrick 8 seconds to crash. That has to be a record #nascar

Patrick Roy rules

Where the hell else would it have started? http://t.co/awzVX6nvBA

I'm at Fort Ethan Allen Community Canine Area (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/wDh3ZJZsUO

boooooooooooooo

RT @AnthonyCumia: RT @MelissaStetten Prequel to my coffee table book: "Models on Phones" http://t.co/OTQr3S2bMS- http://t.co/9el8aUc1fn

I'm at @ZBurger (Arlington, VA) http://t.co/gXqGIpnyQQ