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#goodboy https://t.co/boOLNvLNQo

RT @BarstoolNate: Who am I going to Internet fight from Columbus? Do they have fans? I'm upset.

@metrorailinfo can you please tell the conductor of yellow/Huntington with lead car 7182 to stop blathering? The en… https://t.co/tmzWTnFeiz

RT @atmay25: Sheetz straight out the fryer > https://t.co/xkCk1RByxU

31 years old and the guy saying "alright I'm cranking it" in a burger king commercial makes me laugh uncontrollably

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Day in review: +walked on an 8 car train this morning +didn't do any real, actual work +my dinner had kale in it --… https://t.co/dIQs3bZP6W

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This is the worst bit I've ever seen https://t.co/MHBnbQf0PY

@WillWash Thanks man. He spent his last 4 years at the beach with unlimited attention and plenty of places to take… https://t.co/1vbxG7jet3

@NASCARONFOX are you gonna show the stage 1 results or just Ricky stenhouse being a son of a bitch over and over again?

12:33 life update - the pants I ordered are shipping today from Coraopolis, PA (not a typo). How do you even pronounce that?

I have a burning suspicion the person who stands here isn't a real doctor.. https://t.co/wY5qftO4EY

Top line Tommy has a playa's pants fitting tighter in the front #capsjackets

@USPS folks... https://t.co/rx0ogQ10FK

Ted Cruz looks fat. That is all.

@Metrorailinfo car 3070 (of the #fauxnewtrain class) has a bad case of the shakes, specifically from the truck and… https://t.co/NC3xhBbyq4

@_grosenberg https://t.co/whvGkcnq3D

These taste like the steam my oil diffuser makes. There's not even a hint of red. @WholeFoods do better https://t.co/LLcsa9LPkk

Beverly hills cop 1>3>2. Not up for debate

@LouBrutus Spend it on a Morris Day tribute band concert https://t.co/0lnr2qAG8S

#hockeyguy https://t.co/oEgylJ3xAq

@SimplySassy1 No this was at the newsstand at my train station. The poorest thing about it is there's two lottery m… https://t.co/7REEfp2qow

Dave from the Captain Morgan commercials sucks. Just making sure my position is clear on that