zippychance

I also replaced the coaxial cable and now A&E HD works #goodnewsday

I have successfully networked the rick.felt lounge using the following tools:-Milk Crates-Hockey Stick-Box cutter-@NattyBohs

Seven Corners would be a 24/7 fiesta

Watching hockey in an arena built before television is brutal

Chipotle was a lot better before ins ruined it

Whole foods parking lot #yikes http://t.co/lk4KgzgNIR

RT @NattyBohs: Rain. Boh. Rainboh.

It's a real pain in the dick that the closest cracker barrel is like... 40 miles away

2 grand worth of stereo equipment was meant for blasting sexy bitch throughout the house via xm

I should have known better... attempting to go west on 66 at 230 #sillyme http://t.co/zLMOuthGA1

I'm at @Planet_Fitness (Falls Church, VA) http://t.co/AVEutKF5Cj

Bitches be wildin http://t.co/Q0uUgJlu8X

I'm losing faith in @golfsmith. Online inventory consistently wrong and now two "special order" stands missing pieces.

RT @GSElevator: The @Carl_C_Icahn letter to Dell shareholders ends with a Twitter #FF of himself... respect.

I'm at Raue Pond (Alexandria, VA) http://t.co/PwcMHNfKdX

It would appear that I lost a pillowcase. What else could go wrong today?

RT @JacobyT_08: 2 Chainz is back.

I really don't need it, but as the mayor of Arlington I have to maintain it as a prominent public figure

Im looking on Arnold Schwarzenegger fan forums for True Lies bluray release info. Rumor=2014. I either need a girlfriend or a time machine

Did somebody recognize you today? RT @DaneCook Ariel Castro killed himself in prison. What a perfect way to end an already incredible day!!

Really? There's not one pothead that can work photoshop? This is terrible RT @stillblazingtho #rejectedyankeecandles http://t.co/Gvj6z1YGsO

this place is afghanistan west (@ Target) http://t.co/kVXIJ2qimy

RT @HankQuotes: I gotta admit, I like buying my hammers and pants at the same place so I can see how they look together.

"I'm stealing them on principle... the principle being im a piece of shit" - @BKeat_BCM