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"Your handwriting becomes progressively worse the more fields you fill out in a multi-page, hand-written form." - Bolen's Law

RT @mattyglesias: I hope this ends with Clinton and Sanders debating Nirvana vs Pearl Jam.

Sinus infection/pressure kept me from a 12 mile run today. I'm not looking forward to making that one up during the week.

RT @EricKleefeld: Remember when Bobby Jindal was celebrated as one of the GOP's eggheads? He systematically bankrupted Louisiana. https://t…

RT @Sensi: Sensi Wi-Fi Programmable Thermostat now works with Amazon Echo! https://t.co/09wZh8qu4B https://t.co/sRwvGLGHlD

RT @Gawker: A successful night for Ted Cruz. https://t.co/PuEECw626I https://t.co/idicQ8T2Zy

RT @fordm: ???? GOP establishment strategy└???? 2016 └???? Primary └???? Stopping Donald Trump └ ???? yakety-sax.mp3

Bake him away, toys.

RT @KFUCKINGP: Showed up to the fucking #Oscars like… https://t.co/8tsp8Wjrvm

We have Girl Scout cookies in the house. Good thing I went out for a long run this morning!

4 messages, received out of order, from "Sam Taylor" on the STL Sanders campaign. Get it together, guys. https://t.co/uZQpmsLjpt

I'm selling my iPad Air 2 on Swappa, if anyone's looking: https://t.co/0Fnr7nwtwl

Hopslam. ????

100% of respondents in my household believe that our cat Poe is the Zodiac Killer.

RT @MikeDrucker: Donald Trump, the only man to be endorsed by the former grand wizard of the KKK and still claim to be pro-Israel. #GOPDeba…

.@adobeux I’m taking the Project Comet survey, and I’ll be honest - decision fatigue is starting to kick in. It’s long. Do better.

Shouldn’t they just snap each other or something? Also: How does Snapchat work?

RT @GlassNotesBlog: Philip Glass Remembers David Bowie — and Shares a Playlist https://t.co/fPGtdWhO98

Please consider the environment before printing this tweet.

Garnacha pairs well with Cadbury Creme Eggs.

RT @SUEtheTrex: Track 3 ("Not The Momma") is hot fire. ???????????? https://t.co/T6gFRs1lna

What is a pitbull?

RT @monteiro: God, I can’t wait to repeal the Second Amendment.

Mr. Average

RT @briangaar: REGISTER TO VOTE