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“We need you to go out to dinner and drinks tonight with a candidate we’re considering.”“Oh, ok. Where?”“Brasserie.”It’s hard work, guys

RT @evepeyser: .@tedcruz explain this. https://t.co/TstLruLapJ

RT @MatthewACherry: Why they do VA like this? ???????????????? #SyracusevsVirginia https://t.co/Hbp9jH9Ena

NOVA https://t.co/pp4TRhjVFs

I think my wife and I just uncovered original hardwood flooring in our home from 1898. Idiot rehabbers covered it with BS laminate. Wow.

$3.50 Ballast Point Sculpins at Mike Duffy’s on Fridays. In other news, I like Mike Duffy’s.

Hard to get over how bad @CharterCom internet service is at times. We need competition badly.

Maybe taking the kids to Purina Farms on a day when every school in #STL is off wasn’t such a great idea.

RT @howells: Imagine if you had just woke up after having been in a coma for 25 years, and this was the first headline you saw https://t.co…

How is El Capitan not available, @AppleSupport? https://t.co/LBkPVjoqqh

This is unbelievably awful. https://t.co/wVDoSKCHLx

RT @ATCQ: We love and miss you https://t.co/y9GJH1TAkb https://t.co/qXPMRQczDz

Xcode 7.3 will never finish downloading.

Delete your account https://t.co/VF12iebiVb

IT’S HAPPENING! https://t.co/dCTlOoFBf6

I used a photo of Borat in a presentation today, so I have they going for me, which is nice.

RT @darth: ew ted cruz just pulled off his mask and it is just another ted cruz underneath https://t.co/pxLozrMqpk

I love our Magnolia tree in full bloom. https://t.co/rKtvhaeAog

This SEC Championship game is legit.

I really hope @4HandsBrewery makes Absence of Light available year-round.

Toddler hot dog breath is the worst.

Shorter Rubio: “I want to ram things down your throat.” #GOPDebate

Had a genuinely good time at the Blues game tonight. I sat next to an Aussie Blackhawks fan - that bandwagon has shrimps on the barbie.

Weird call, tbh. It's a hit. It's hockey.

My cat is an all star ball smasher when jumping on my lap. Goddamnit.