I am glad that your sense of humor is coming around, Josh. It was lacking earlier tonight. But your sense of perspective is still on the mends.
You have consistently "cheaped out" on sub par Android handsets. Then, you go back to high end iOS handsets because they are all high end -- for now. That is akin to eating at McDonald's, then judging all American food to be mediocre.
For once, get yourself a high end Android handset. You can even still be cheap, as the Nexus 5 is, honestly, cheap. So, there you go...
AJ