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RT @CloydRivers: There's a name for girls who turn off the country station in a man's truck. Single. Merica.

1am on a Wednesday night.. Why would FiOS Internet work?

RT @CloydRivers: George Strait for President of Merica.

Little jerry protects from under the bench http://t.co/03CvkimtGH

And that says a lot considering they have Dan rather do a weekly show

RT @RowdyGentleman: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. A Rowdy Gentleman is from America.

Because if I am I'll pipe down... But its very odd

Who made Samuel Jackson a slim fit wool suit for these capital one ads? Why do those exist?

The tampon commercials running during a first 48 marathon seem like a waste of marketing dollars

Drinking before 12 because a) peer pressure 2) golf d) its free

I don't much care for Jimmie Johnson but god damn that is a good looking car http://t.co/32SrCVYUEG

You'd think if the Orioles owned the tv station they're showed on they could put a live game on the main feed and the nats replay on masn2..

http://t.co/idPfiBOmA7 almost every applicant sounds like they could be related to @xueffr3y they didnt need the race question to begin with

RT @RowdyGentleman: Never answer a phone call from a Rowdy Gentleman on speaker phone.

I'd like to get one consecutive hour of sleep between now and 3 pm but it doesn't seem likely

Cleavage, chicken wraps, and Selena Gomez on the PA #Winning (at @TiltedKiltPub & Eatery) http://t.co/pS5Ow8mjeZ

And the suns win on a fielding error. 2-1 in the 11th

This is actually happening in the us-switzerland game http://t.co/PT6LrJtsPw

Judging by the amount of sirens in the area, apparently it IS illegal to eat half a doughnut in the shower.

RT @ChipChipperson: Tss the nfl DRAFT? Why dont they clothes the fukin windows ??!??#TouchdownCOCKSUCKA

My interest in the wizards winning just plummeted after finding out papa johns is half off all weekend anyway

RT @LedoPizza: RT 4 a chance to win a $25 Ledo Gift Card. 4 Random Winners will be picked at 11:59PM EST 5/9/14. Must be at least 18 http:/…

Total anarchy (@ Costco Wholesale - @costcotweets) http://t.co/UgPVjXslkW

That may have been the worst round of golf I've ever played