zippychance

I wish that FOR LEASE banner at Wilson and Washington was lower... Like over the mad rose sign lower

Packed my suitcase and didnt zip it up. Little Jerry broke in and got all the socks out. If there's drool on my shirts he'll be outside asap

Thanks for the 41 cents reebok http://t.co/40L7Tb69NB

Its also possible I'm a complete idiot

RT @RowdyGentleman: A Rowdy Gentleman's office coffee mug doesn't have any cute sayings on it, just his initials. Also it's a flask.

Final from hagerstown, suns over shorebirds 4-2. 4-7-2 and 2-11-4.

If Jeff Schultz gets a cup ring I may quit hockey

Shout out to the guy patching potholes at Dover with an Earl Weaver shirt #birdland

RT @Puddinstrip: when I was a teenager I asked girl I liked if she wanted to split 6-pack and makeout behind Orange Julius and it worked. I…

It takes @DDOTDC 4 hours to tow an illegally parked car but 10 minutes to block a driveway writing a ticket http://t.co/sKKWXPAT2B

For anyone stupid enough to try and enter DC today, the e street expressway is closed and I've been on the Roosevelt bridge for 10 minutes

36 holes of golf is exhausting

Oh boy http://t.co/wOyzWgNQa8

I kinda want this http://t.co/LHzVLV3LVQ

RT @GSElevator: "Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?"

Still at work #notdelicious

Vegas in 8 days #hollaz

"Wolfpack for life" -Andrew http://t.co/kyULYAOZuO

Please keep sending me beach snapchats, everyone

#asa http://t.co/AHFXlBy0uv

A lovely cheese pizza just for me

Silver tuna tonight!

Why can't Jason Sudekis say "vidalia" right in this stupid applebees commercial?

http://t.co/glEwGHssvG #bluestateproblems

RT @RowdyGentleman: It takes a Rowdy Gentleman to know one, and you're looking pretty unfamiliar, pal.