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I am STEAMED. UP. for Philip Grubauer #RivalryNight

There's no way John Carlson has had more than 6 shifts and he's -2 already. But at least he finished his check on t… https://t.co/UhoD4ePqtW

Nothing makes me happier than when I hear a cricket wireless commercial in a Sprint store

"that's the freshest Corolla ever" is probably the least surprising thing I've heard in this airport hyatt

@SimplySassy1 Sugar cookie ones are better. Also that tmz sports retweet is so fake

RT @NHL: Hockey guy. https://t.co/o2bhiOopNs

RT @planetepics: For the love of God give it whatever it wants https://t.co/ZeFeg0Hf90

RT @SamoaBeau: The Key to being insufferable. https://t.co/0iwnCl8GdS

Girl https://t.co/rhdQBwO0yc

I found a channel that only shows old episodes of American Gladiators so yeah, I do have a lot to be thankful for

Instant analysis - keeping your eyes open generally makes for better performances, goaltenders especially… https://t.co/2Lahn0W8iP

@QueenAlexandra Between that and the "environmental tax" they charge at good stuff, it's enough to make me swear it off forever

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@unsuckdcmetro https://t.co/KNrwsl4T4O

Curb your Enthusiasm is the funniest show on television and it's not even close

Hard to take #NationalCalzoneDay seriously when @pizzahut still won't bring back the p'zone

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You seem surprised to see me, miss fagina!

This is the wildest take I've ever seen https://t.co/niLjUewrvX

One of the old white lady accountants just called Jennifer Hudson J-hud and it's not going over well

RT @chaddukes: Jesus, Tom Wilson. https://t.co/hF01FImvHO

Knights by 50 https://t.co/sjVlUpi0zZ

James Neal doesn't so a whole lot for me but that hit on seguin definitely made it move #vgk

@Snorlax_57 It's certainly not running on turtle power, despite the speed at which it goes https://t.co/B1bSJL1665

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