newspapercrane
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Everything posted by newspapercrane
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Oh caffeine, why do I always forsake you? It's okay, we're together again, even though I know you'll break my heart.
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If elected president, I promise to establish more stringent background checks for defense against the dark arts teachers at hogwarts.
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I wonder how many of those 50 percent of college grads who can't find jobs have art degrees?
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People need to stop posting thinkgeek stuff on facebook like it's new, and no one else has seen it before.
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I never got the point of a visa gift card. It's like saying "Here, don't spend this on drugs."
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Beyonce performing at the Superbowl half time? Looks like I need to start planning how I'm going to spend those 30mins of my life.
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Dear Pumpkin Mocha - I forgot how delicious you are. I will not make that mistake again.
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Someone logged in to my pinterest account from Algeria and the Russian Federation? I have a pinterest account?
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Apple's newest commercial implies that everyone has the same size hand. #thinkdifferent
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When I type the word 'stupid' on my phone, the next suggestion is 'autocorrect'. If only it could learn to not suck we'd be in business.
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Politicians don't have debates anymore. They just stand in front of a camera, spout lies, and try to make the other guy look like an asshole
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Suck for an entire game: lose in the last 8 seconds and blame the Refs. It's a bad call, but try not sucking the rest of the game next time.