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So... I've got a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide in my desk at work... YOU NEVER KNOW. #ZAPLANNING

Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck though... or the Creedence.

If you blame the president when you don't have a job, you should consider giving him credit when you do get one...

Oh Google goggles... http://t.co/rml4eiV5

If only Romney had binders full of women voting for him...

Today's forecast: Complainey with a strong chance of hitching.

For the record, I still believe in Harvey Dent.

Fuck the Sackville bagginses.

Dear Excel: Fuck you. Dear SharePoint: Keep on doin' your thing man.

Yup... I still want to punch Bruno Mars in the face.

Like hell if I was going to give microsoft my real name.

Some day I want to open a WNBA team in Salem, Massachusetts called "The Witches"... Because exploiting a horrible event is great for tourism

FATALITY! http://t.co/MjxqnOr5

What if Joss Whedon directed the next star wars movie... holy shit #nerdgasm

Today is like tap dancing through machine gun fire.

Not one of my finer moments, but we've got this.

Sweet, now G4 is just a 24 hour network of Cops and Ninja Warrior Reruns.

What a simonizing job...

I may or may not be drinking a pumpkin latte right now, pretending that it's pumpkin juice. #nerd

Fatality...

What is the flight speed of an unladen swallow?

Making a student loan payment: Surprisingly more difficult to figure out than expected. #shutupandtakemymoney

STUNTS!

Where'd that crystal ball go? C'mon... I know it's here somewhere.

I wonder if Mitt Romney has Binders full of wives too...