newspapercrane
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Everything posted by newspapercrane
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I just got an email addressed "Dear (Contact First Name,". I'm very likely to respond to your personalized service.
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Everything on the north side is NOT fifteen minutes from everything else on the north side.
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It's like a Rubik's Cube... that's fighting back... #totallywhatbeingaprogrammerislike
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I'm seriously considering investing in some Junk Food Bonds. #twinkees #hohos #nosnowballs
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The snooze button on my alarm clock no longer functions. I'm not sure if this is a blessing, a curse, or an insult.
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The instant messenger at work needs to have an emoticon for playing the world's smallest violin.
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Maybe I really am from a #cornfield : Excerpt from a text message: "Sexy, Sexy corn." @syrusbliz @cobiegoesboom
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The speed of my computer is inversely proportional to the priority of what I'm working on.
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One of the worst parts about being an Adult is still buying what my mother would have, because it's what's cheap or what's on sale.
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Why does it surprise people when they find Pathfinder books in the back seat of my car? No, I'm not just holding them for a friend.
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Whoever has the chance to proofread the next star wars movie's script. If you see the words "Gungan" or "Midichlorian" please burn it.
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Is it bad that I kind of want to start sending people gift subscriptions to Cat Fancy as pranks?
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Dear Friday, I've missed you, we should do this more often. Like two or three times a week. At least.Sincerely, Crane