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I call it "Extreme Ball in a Cup": Playing with your "Ball in a Cup Game" underneath a low hanging ceiling fan.

I'm not sure I'm pretentious enough for Tumblr. At the same time, I think saying that makes me pretentious enough for Tumblr.

I... Don't even know what to think anymore... http://t.co/f39VqSmr

Three words: Hanukkah Clearance Section

The system senses that I'm trying to leave... and moves even slower.

Direct quote from one of my work IM conversations this morning: "Man, putting on pants is such a hassle."

Something is wrong with the heat in this place... But I guess I'd rather it be 78 degrees than 38 degrees in here. My room is a wind tunnel

Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!

Go home and give your kids a hug and don't let a day go by without telling them you love them.

Because Criminals always follow the laws...

Dear California: Hide your kids, hide your wives. I'mma be there next month.

I just considered turning my Mayan calendar into a clock. I then reflected on the irony of doing that.

Dear Words with Friends: Stop being so damn addicting.

omg your @desrevermi so hot you @y2hecate know it

Dear this week: Please be over, like nao. PLEASE?!

And I never mean it.

So, how are you going to spend your last two weeks on earth?

It's days like this which make me love my second monitor at work even more.

Nirvana... get me through this Wednesday...

Prostitude #madeupwordmonday

AND MY AXE!

I'm apparently heading to Target... wish me luck.

Oh god... Wedding talk... #saveme #thanksgiving

Dear People Who are Complaining about Windows 8: I wrote a nice long post about it on my Facebook timeline.

Dear Google Now: I know the Bears lost this week, Quit reminding me.