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I Want My LTE (A Poetic Interlude)


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I Want My LTE

 

(Sung to “Money for Nothin’”,

with abject apologies to Dire Straits)

 

Look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it

You get your signal on the LTE

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Get your 4-G for nothin' and your texts for free.

 

No, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it:

Lemme tell ya, Hesse-san ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on his check-signing finger,

Maybe get a blister on his texting thumb

 

He’s gotta install microwave dishes

Custom panel deliveries

He’s gotta move those RRU boxes

He’s gotta upgrade to Sprint N-Vee!

 

Up on the tower with the hard hat and the take-up

Yeah buddy he’s in the air!

The tower monkey got his own jet man-lift!

The tower monkey he's a millionaire!

 

He’s gotta install microwave dishes

Custom panel deliveries

He’s gotta move those RRU boxes

He’s gotta upgrade to Sprint N-Vee

 

I shoulda' learned to run a man-lift,

I should be climbin’ to level three!

Look at that monkey, got antennas on his flat-bed

Man he’s up there, high and free!

He's up there, makin’ H-Band noises,

Bangin' on the cross-struts like a chimpanzee!

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Get your 4-G for nothin', get your texts for free

 

We gotta install microwave dishes

Custom panel deliveries

We gotta move those RRU boxes

We gotta upgrade to Sprint N-Vee-ee!

 

No, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it

You get your signal on the LTE

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it

Get your 4-G for nothin', get your texts for free,

Get your 4-G for nothin', get your texts for free!

 

 

(Obviously I am deranged and have w-a-a-a-y too much time on my hands.)

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Youtube video link? ;)

 

I will try to get my daughter (a professional singer) to do it. The graphics could be very stimulating. :o

 

Meh, I was hoping for the "Walk of LTE."

 

;)

 

AJ

 

"Walk of Wimax" is easier to rhyme, but somehow just doesn't sound right.

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