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Oh fuck I can buy Cardinals water that makes me feel like I'm at the 'ole Ballyard?SIGN ME UP

RT @zacharye: Does iOS 8.0.2 fix the bug where idiots try to bend their iPhones?

Does Molina have a blonde rat tail?

RT @jamisonhensley: #Ravens TE Dennis Pitta is having right hip examined. It's same hip that he had surgery on last year.

Also, my daughter's coach wanted to play 4 quarters of 10 minutes. Uhhh

RT @timhortonsstl: Tim Hortons picks Maplewood for first of 40 local restaurants: http://t.co/Bvm9Ojod5C via @STLtoday

The iPhone 6 is nuts.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Pearl Jam (70), Bud Powell (43) & Tom Waits (20) http://t.co/qe8ffvLXlX

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Madlib (59), Spoon (28) & Tops (12) http://t.co/qe8ffvLXlX

I bet the delay is getting that header fixed up for everyone. http://t.co/9LCEAMmfm3

Polamalu looks washed.

Hey, more touchdowns!

I have some Mailbox betacoins to give out, if anyone wants one…

iTunes is down.

THAT FUCKING WATCH, THOUGH. WOW.

It's Apple Keynote day: the most magical day on Twitter!

What's a crack a lack, internet? Am I doing this right?

Just once, I'd love to see the Ravens start a game with a drive that sets the tone.

This weather is bananas. Moar, please.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Aphex Twin (72), Flying Lotus (18) & Twin Peaks (13) http://t.co/qe8ffvLXlX

You like Patrick Carney's BoJack Horseman theme song? Here's a ringtone for your iPhone: http://t.co/8jrwluWBLW

Henry Rollins is hosting a show on prohibition on the History Channel. #psa

You could pretty much rename "Stock Photography" to "White People Doing Things" and still be five nines accurate.

I've turned my brain to mush looking at Stock Photography today.

Current status: drinking and listening to Nirvana on the front porch. It's not 1998 anymore.