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RIP Wacha, Taveras

At this point, just end it. I can't afford this pills addiction, anyway.

Ugh. http://t.co/37Io3gytie

Wacha may get to pitch after all.

"The Dow is down over 300 points. Is this because of Ebola?" - the Whiz-bang anchor at @cnn

RT @RobRains: No way Randy Choate should have been in that spot. None. No excuses possible. #STLCards

A blue Mazda with the license plate C99MYK. Clever.

Remember when Wong had to be demoted to "work on his swing?"

RT @coffeeon3rd: As long as Tampa Bay doesn't bring in Hosmer at half time I think Baltimore has this

What was KC's record with that 4 run lead?

Yadi should send flowers to Gonzales with a card: "Cardinals are red, Dodgers are blue. We won the NLDS, I'll fucking cut you."

WONG!!!!!

If you want to get really bummed out, these comments will do it: http://t.co/81BioazJ7f

I currently use, in one form or another: Box, Dropbox, Google Drive, Microsoft OneDrive, Adobe Creative Cloud. I'm so damn confused now.

Congrats, Birdbros. #OriolesMagic

RT @RealCarrotFacts: If you tie a string to a carrot then sit far away and say "carrot come here" then pull the carrot to you , the carrot …

Where is the ShiftTrax novelty Twitter account?

Ok, time to steal some fucking signs. Third turn through the lineup.

Someone is smoking dat dank-ass kush at this rock concert.

Gonzalez has emotions!

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Daniel Johnston (23), Perfume Genius (16) & Richard Cheese (14) http://t.co/qe8ffvLXlX

Crackerjack work, @MayorSlay! http://t.co/DDT9Ey8MyJ

"He's your prototype cleanup hitter..."Uhhh...

Elephants taking baths. Adorable. @ Saint Louis Zoo http://t.co/YBeh4lEctG

RT @JClarkCSN: Hilarious. Phils fans behind homeplate doing the Kimbrel http://t.co/BqPkKRxZgn