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Hurry up and sleep, kids. Daddy wants to drink.

RT @PhillyD: …what? I can't multitask on a MBP? http://t.co/1paIUVUqZ2

.@patsajak said “Global warming alarmists are unpatriotic racists” - Hey Pat, could solve this puzzle? http://t.co/CG0x1bA6UM

That pitch looked too good to take. Meh.

Really glad that Horton can peer deep into a Man's Soul and see the determination. He's the soothsayer we deserve. #stlcards

RT @KFUCKINGP: Baseball is nothing without me.

I hate Adobe Illustrator.

Asparagus is a food that you won't forget you ate.

I really hope the Browns select Manziel. I'd love for the AFC North to deliver the "Welcome to the NFL, Kid" message.

I AM SO GLAD MY KIDS AREN'T THIS DUMB http://t.co/SimTWnKRjv

Zoo train adventure. @ Saint Louis Zoo http://t.co/rTo56FLQM0

Along Comes Cal is such a great album cover: http://t.co/wv9oG9i1ep

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Camper Van Beethoven (22), Freddie Gibbs (18) & Thee Oh Sees (12) http://t.co/TRaaC1exdN

RT @USLPRO: #USLPRO is proud to welcome @STLouisUSLPRO to the league for the 2015 season http://t.co/FmJSsFFOwx #STLUSLPRO

I want this guy to be our Bubb Rubb. #ourtown http://t.co/rM6n3dTH4H

The only thing that sucks worse than seeing spec work requests is the excuse that "But I can get a professional website through Wix!"

I just saw a cleaning service called "Two Ladies and a Bucket."Probably not the best name, all things considered.

Lyons with one of the best ABs of the young game. Figures, right?

How It's Made: "Motion Sensors; Belt Loaders; Pheasant Breeding; Diving Helmets."Sets up like a Mitch Hedberg joke.

This was my hell today. http://t.co/PGIqUz0wis

I thought the Brewers were supposed to be good?

I think we'll need a bigger cart for that, Lowes. @ Lowe's Home Improvement http://t.co/y1rb7JTRSo

Anyone out there know the best way to dispose of unused QuickCrete? I only used 10# of a 50# bag...

MusicBrainz Picard is the Swiss Army knife of iTunes library management. Man.

Finished! @ Go St. Louis 5K http://t.co/uQz2jFWIDb