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So many #drum ornaments. Natch. http://t.co/P2QGyO1uOa

I'm going to drink all of the Celebration Ale this year, you guys.

We're not watching #Kraftig commercials - we are witness to Billy Busch, the greatest bar game hustler of all-time. #GOAT

Waiting room status: CHUCK NORRIS. http://t.co/pJR3aAAfW4

RT @SUEtheTrex: The shark's name was "Bruce," which raises an important question: IS BRUCE THE GREATEST NAME EVER? #CinemaScience http://t.…

RT @MattBors: What level of evidence is required to charge a cop with a crime and is it attainable under the known laws of physics?

RT @Weatherbird: MT @jeremykohler: 70 degrees in STL and 32 in KC. Here it comes. #stlwx

RT @uniformcritic: Satchel Paige & Dizzy Dean...great hurlers, great showmen. http://t.co/qdz6ZRJWyx

More like "As seen in my cart," right? http://t.co/FqqLI7Q9s5

Santa parade in Belleville. @ Belleville Public Square http://t.co/WCx5VF4Zd9

I complain about this every year: the lip syncing at the Macy's parade is just awful. Like, downright awful. #humbug

I want donuts tomorrow for a full shame Thanksgiving. Who's open in #STL? I know of Strange in K'wood, but open to suggestions.

Boom! This beauty pulled into 9x13 and 8x8 pans. #oinksgiving http://t.co/eecX09thFF

So many white "protesters" being arrested on my tee vee. Let's be real: these are the outside agitators.

Powerball Jackpot of -$80m? St. Louis can't catch a break. http://t.co/xR0NnnaalB

RT @MotherJones: Watch Killer Mike's Passionate Speech on Michael Brown http://t.co/dvHk4JoZAV

Expectations: exceeded. #RTJ @ The Ready Room http://t.co/EWbt5YZGWT

RT @KVanValkenburg: Unexpected pleasures: Eli Manning is just wild enough that we could see Odell Beckham making him look good with crazy c…

Motte's Medleys Assorted (Phallic) Fruit Snacks. #wtf http://t.co/DIaK1aeCkv

"I made a pizza with Fritos. My only ragret iz that I waited 22 years." - Papas John ????

I must be getting - or at least look - older. I just had a cart collision with a college kid at Schnucks and she kept calling me "sir."

RT @BartHubbuch: Jesus led the Raiders to this victory, per Derek Carr. Jesus improves to 1-10 this season.

I don't think I'll ever understand LinkedIn. "I see you're gainfully employed at a Fortune 500 company. How about a 6 month contract?"

Reading comments in a random sampling of other major metro area newspapers & came to the conclusion that every paper's commentors are racist

RT @newsycombinator: San Francisco system font replacement for Yosemite https://t.co/eoEc28OxSo