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Cleaning out my office - anyone need a guide on how to stifle your creativity? https://t.co/YE6CuagOLn

Come back, Oquendo

Sweet action, @UncleCharlie50

RT @NickPisanoDC: According to @ppppolls, just 39% of Marylanders think Joe Flacco is elite. cc: @PFTCommenter https://t.co/ufUF4Hb9mb

I don’t want to watch videos of artists covering Prince. I want to watch Prince, gdamnit.

RT @kfraserthecall: East-West is interference Hoss!

RT @WestWingReport: Power: when your death goes above the fold on NYT page 1 (via @carolynryan) and Empire State Bldg lit in your honor htt…

RT @chelywright: Clapton was asked, "How's it feel to be the greatest guitar player in the world?'Clapton "I don't know, ask Prince" https…

Game, shirts. ????

. @reddit “thanks for adding update prompts instead of universal support!” - nobody, ever https://t.co/SnKrPMxKzb

I don’t generally take joy in the suffering of others, but I’m pretty happy Curt Schilling was canned.

Wow, the @Cardinals dislodged the stick! https://t.co/Fbcp4kfZnc

Shaw has a bowl cut

You think they feel guilt #cute https://t.co/hjo63qFsdI

Why did you ruin Flickr? https://t.co/ly2MSAsCkZ

New Death Grips on May 6.

RT @fatneckbeardguy: The New York subway has a better code of conduct than many open-source communities https://t.co/KcM3ricSWI

Good idea for Mike to save the bullpen for tomorrow. #smart

You couldn't ask for a better day at the Zoo. @ Saint Louis Zoo https://t.co/tQsIQxis8b

STLFC vs Tulsa Roughnecks home opener @ World Wide Technology Soccer Park https://t.co/7TCGXvub41

Amazon Echo as a Bluetooth speaker is worth the price of admission alone. I find Prime Music lacking, but casting via BT from iOS is great.

I WANT TO SEE BLOOD SPLURTING FROM NOSES AND EARS

RT @pattonoswalt: How come there isn't an emoji of an annoyed Brooklyn neckbeard when you type the #DemDebate hashtag?