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"Introducing his Royal Highness, King Jaydyn Maykynzye" #RoyalBabyName #FloridaMom

You'd think today was the last day to buy gas on planet Earth. These lines are stupid long for $3.69/gal.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Wire (18), People Under The Stairs (18) & The National (17) http://t.co/L1XEQOIEcK

Heat Indices close to 100 degrees at 10:30AM? Sounds like the #STLWX we've been waiting for.

I'm so tired of the @creativecloud installer errors when updating the CC Manager. If I see Error A12E1 one more time, I'll kick a Corgi.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, @OfficeForMac. This is my worst nightmare. http://t.co/hPrzDxYweG

Just early-bird registered for @aneventapart Austin. Looking forward to seeing @zeldman, et Al!

Best closed-captioning goof ever: During a SportsCenter Harry Cary feature, it read "When gays like us bleed Cubbie blue..."

Fuck teething.

Chicken fried steak (and eggs!) - cool chalk signage @ Southwest Diner http://t.co/P4nVM990Q4

Iceberg Lettuce? GTFO of my Caesar Salad, holmes.

Just in case you were wondering, emails like this all but guarantee that I'll never work with you. #linkedin http://t.co/5ZhQK2zHJo

What is "routine", anyway? Asking for a friend. #YOLO http://t.co/ra452AUZcr

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Glenn Gould (21), Spank Rock (21) & Ghostface Killah (13) http://t.co/L1XEQOIEcK

All-day meeting. #icallhimgamblor (@ Ameristar Hotel & Resort) http://t.co/QRrzDL6tc0

Matt Carpenter has a posse.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Ghostface Killah (19), The Mountain Goats (14) & Mr. Bungle (8) http://t.co/L1XEQOIEcK

RT @dcurtis: That Sergey Brin called Glass "basically done" is hilarious. It's probably the least finished piece of technology for sale I'v…

Radisson in Moline, IL = Free Wifi.Hyatt Magnificent Mile in Chicago, IL = $10/24h of Wifi.Get with the program, Hyatt.

#NowPlaying None Of Them Knew They Were Robots by Mr. Bungle on #Spotify http://t.co/uHhKOTTGHw

Giant raindrops. Huge wind gusts. It’s spring in #stl.

Amtrak Lincoln service from St. Louis to Chicago is waaaaay too convenient. Next time, I’ll bring beer.

Dwight, IL. CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT?!

Carlinville, IL. One less item on my bucket list.

Conservation carousel at the Zoo. #Zoo #carousel https://t.co/GTwcG3Aj6R