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I was hoping that the iPhone 5S would be a @sprint tri-band phone. Oh, well. I still have the MiFi hotspot for Band 41 LTE.

I bet some moron is filing a class-action lawsuit because he bought Pages, Keynote, Numbers, iPhoto and iMove for iOS and wants his $ back.

Does anyone know if Apple will have a live stream for the event tomorrow? Asking for a friend.

C'mon, @adobe. What is this? Why tell me to update when it's a corrupted download? http://t.co/3IjpuUQtHu

RT @jonjayU: C$!&&''06dC

The Infinity QX56 is the rich man’s Pontiac Aztek.

Any front-end/UI devs out there looking for a sweet gig? Come work with me... https://t.co/49kisy0eYn #stl

Happy #PurpleThursday, everyone. I can't wait to take on the Denver Manningfaces tonight. http://t.co/q4sJAUKUju

Sick kids, day two: welcome to the vomitorium.

The first Pre-K soccer practice went about as well as it could. It's the blind leading the blind, but the kids had fun.

At home working/taking care of Oliver. Sorry kiddo, we're listening to Einstein on the Beach this morning.

Adobe Error A12E1, you get the best of me EVERY TIME.

RT @tapbot_paul: Nokia’s CEO to take over Microsoft? Seems like a good choice... http://t.co/GDbABQJRxA

He looks like a well-aged @KFUCKINGP “@101espn: Here he is! Stache and all! #FisherShow http://t.co/8zCpPkjOqk”

By virtue of raising my hand and offering to help, I find myself uniquely qualified to coach your Pre-K child in “soccer.”

I guess he was late for his MENSA meeting - Ride of the Century driver dies after crashing into police car. http://t.co/bLt7NwnTx2

Cicada, post-rapture. http://t.co/z2tNoJU1R8

DAE MANZIEL?

RT @shauninman: 1. F2P Mario Kart2. $40 IAP to disable Blue Shells3. Profit

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: James Pants (36), Pavement (29) & Adrian Younge (18) http://t.co/qe8ffvLXlX

RT @DowntownTREx: "You see the bones of this city and you know it is something special.." -@sumpcoffee on #stl

Oh, great. MENSA is in town for their annual fuck up the streets motorcycle shit show. http://t.co/3giCoYiUI5 #stl

As much as I want to see the #Ravens play the #Rams, I just can’t drop the money for preseason game 4. Am I a bad Baltimore fan? Or frugal?

Is it wrong that I’m going to jog down to Southwest Diner and have an Omelette, then jog back (if possible)?

RT @Deadspin: So...NBC Sports' Premier League coverage is pretty great. http://t.co/9JhuEgVuLv