JAndThatsIt

So the henny, the patron, the cuervo, and whatever else I had last night caught up with me at about 1 and I don't know what happened after.

God please let me asleep before tonight gets worse.

«@RealTalkTiff I see you lookin' :-)» with yo lookin ass.

Hindsight. Man.

«@TattedQT_83 What ever happened to Mike Jones?» Who? Lol

Saying goodbye to this phone and number.

“@TattedQT_83 Thought u might! #Virgo RT @JPrinze28: @TattedQT_83 Definitely agree!!” Me too!

It ain't nothing to a boss, my goons got goons, house stupid dumb big, my rooms got rooms @YoungJeezy.

This is going to get very interesting. I can't wait to hear the state's case.

No calorie sweeteners taste terrible in coffee.

This guy in my complex has the biggest German shepherd.

How to know that I am interested in you; I wrote a story about you.

I don't have words to describe @kerrywashington beauty.

Perplexed.

Everyone has the itis so no cards.

It's all a means to an end.

Thank you Father for sacrificing your son for our sins. Amen.

The penitentiary ain't never scared me. Either I’m goin’ or I ain’t, that’s just how it’s gonna be.

This is what we on today -------> http://t.co/14c7hWEB

Dear Lord, thank you for giving me a strong stomach that absorbs all alcohol (except jager) & doesn't give me a hangover the next day, Amen.

OOMF beat me in pool and left before I could regain pride. I need a rematch. Can I at least get a best two out of three?

http://t.co/2GrteJA0 What do you think?

I'm #ISO partners (ios, Android, & web developers, 1 salesman) for a website/app that I'm trying get off the ground. Please retweet. Thanks.

Where do the adults hang out on a Thursday?

Tweeting from my brand new $61 #nookcolor. Cant beat that.