JAndThatsIt

Careful as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Complimentary valet parking, downtown, on a Friday night?

“@RatchetCentral She Just Set Us Back Some Years http://t.co/phEXJDOg” The thirst is real.

Free #Ciroc at Republic.

If you ask me for advice don't get mad at me because its not what you want to hear. Advice won't always validate your view of the situation.

Told you I would regret it.

I know I will regret going to bed this early when I wake up at 4am and can't go back to sleep, but I'm tired. Night world.

Three martinis will change just about anybody's mood.

This day has been so busy. I haven't had 1 minute to myself since before lunch.

Just wanted everyone to know, my name is not Jason. Never has been, never will be. That is all.

That steam room @lifetimefitness is that's deal.

“@JerrySeinfeld http://t.co/otb3wyxO” no joke, they were this big.

Cowards!!! “@BreakingNews About 150 Afghan schoolgirls poisoned, officials say, blaming it on radicals ... http://t.co/W80Itapf

Misery loves company.

There are protestors outside of my job.

«@RatchetCentral Who Lives Here? http://t.co/RtJC9HnO» not @gucci1017, lol.

«@DaRealCWHoliday Are there any bad bitches left in Columbus without a reputation?» I'm starting to think that there isn't.

When did me fixing your computer translate to me doing it for free?

I can feel it. It's so close. The second half of 2012 is going to be monumental.

Call

Very impressed with this battery life. http://t.co/bkDgQlOU

Such a nice day outside. I'm almost sad that I'm in class until 5:30. If I didn't know the money that comes with real estate I'd be out.

32GB ADATA Class 4 Micro SDHC Memory Card w/ Adapter (AUSDH32GCL4-RA1) $21 + Free Shipping http://t.co/Anx1S8AD» @So80s_ItsCrazy 

Give me the truth.

«@iLikeGirlsDaily Cool Mom http://t.co/3EJXTnYu» She had good intentions but she is setting her son up by poking a whole through the condom.