JAndThatsIt

Macy's, the gym, or ps3?

Just tried it and i'm impressed. “@engadget DirecTV Everywhere brings streaming movies, TV shows to Android right now http://t.co/miKQApbh”

Tweeting during meetings. I'm going to get in trouble.

#Thingsoverheardatwork why in the hell would you schedule a 9 o'clock meeting? You know I don't like being here this early.

Stop gravitating to the negative J.

Remind me not to walk through Easton again by myself. You women are getting more and more aggressive.

Who I am makes a difference.

Short term pain for long term gain.

I guess I will be eating Grinders for lunch today. (Subtweet)

What to wear.

Ketchup popsicles and I want three.

I took a shot of absinthe and I regret it.

Pisco sour. Goes hard.

I guess lunch at my parents it is.

I'm almost qualified for the Asst. VP job here. Just short on the management experience. I guess one more year in this position won't hurt.

What taste good with shrimp? I need a good side.

“@DRES_AURA I saw the autopsy pics on http://t.co/B4pmbys7 in high school. He's dead.

What happens when you #assume?

And the plot thickens!

That felt directed toward me so thanks for letting me know.

No human society has lived without booze or religion. That's why I drink religiously.

Running through all the red lights.

One of our greatest challenges is to control our emotions.

Be honest; your reputation will follow you.