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Texas RT @BuzzFeedBen WHERE ARE THE UN OBSERVERS MT @twitney: My polling station "doesn't have any" stickers that say "I Voted Today."

.@prisonrodeo I just plan on continuing to be an obstructionist. Can I get a FUCK YOU too?

Free hint: if you're endorsing Obama now (or, really, anytime in the last week or so), you're an opportunist bandwagon-hopper.

Probably shouldn't have told class today that "bipartisan" is Congress-speak for "one DINO/RINO supported the bill." #cynicengagement

Need to block all tweets mentioning the term "tea leaves" and their synonyms "Rasmussen" and "PPP."

Pretty sure there's an app eating battery on my phone that doesn't show up under battery usage. Yay. #hopeitsnotthefeds

UKIP and BNP not enough? #yesiwentthere RT @StephanieCarvin A new fascist party in Britain? http://t.co/Vl2Xn0Lh #NOTHELPING.

Earn an undergrad PA degree and you, too, can be qualified to mess up elections in Florida's most populous county. http://t.co/m3MWpEdH

Highlight of LSU-Alabama so far: Eli Gold's epic three minute description of the field and uniforms before the game.

Third quarter, Rebels with the ball 8:39 left. http://t.co/mwZ7VkPi

So much for that tweet!

Econ 101: price cap = queueing. RT @nytjim Line for gas at 31st and 4th Ave Brooklyn now 22 blocks long. #tellNYT http://t.co/BcFTpk1H

#humblebrag? MT @kelly_clarkson I had to drop my puppies off at doggy daycare. You know, because I'm gonna be busy singing with Vince Gill

Break those windows! RT @dandrezner @davidmwessel Sign of #Sandy times: Home Depot stock was up 2.2% yesterday, Lowe's up 3.3% (WSJ)

Scored 50¢ corn dogs; alas, now I smell like an LSU fan. (@ SONIC Drive In) http://t.co/xCV42DZl

Finally @kdrum realizes we're behind on adapting to climate change because of the 15+ year Kyoto distraction: http://t.co/EcPHbUrJ

Bayless and Screamin A: Sith lord and apprentice. RT @baseballcrank This means Star Wars & ESPN now under common ownership. #synergy

Obama too. MT @mattyglesias The most persuasive cases for Mitt Romney all involve assuming his campaign is all BS: http://t.co/ZhDk8nMU …

Pretty sure just being the governor of a state doesn't give you the legal authority to arbitrarily move pagan festivals around the calendar.

Y'know, in retrospect, maybe Robert Byrd's self-serving scheme to move the entire government to W Va wasn't the worst idea ever. #stormsurge

Compare these two #SNF promotional images, and explain what's wrong with one of them. http://t.co/JhnOgMKI http://t.co/Bb8So9IO #geography

Insert Chicago joke here RT @laura11D @jeffjarvis Christie: "I'm trying to keep people alive. If they're not alive they can't vote." #sandy

The race to represent Honey Boo-Boo Child in the Georgia Senate: http://t.co/Vp40iizj