EliBohnert

That awkward moment when you gained 10 pounds in 1 month...

Ugh this storm was ugly. http://t.co/AgLg5SAA

Ride ???????? http://t.co/GxrOH0NT #GetGlue #LanaDelRey

My phone is always joking with me. It's battery life.

Just posted a photo @ The Bohnerts http://t.co/nE65IBn9

Opps only have 145 meg of space on my OS:c hard drive xD

Sprint better get some Windows Phone 8 soon. They are missing out other wise.

I'm watching The Three Stooges http://t.co/pKmluNmY #GetGlue #TheThreeStooges

Rent your 1st redbox movie online & get a free 1-night rental (I will 2 if u use my link) http://t.co/RQMcZ2a6

I unlocked the Twilight Week on Ellen sticker on #GetGlue! http://t.co/ES0AdQuW

Well that's sure not retina. http://t.co/hB4mUhGm

When somebody ask if you've ever slept with anybody before (gasping face)

Ugh. I hate waiting

Just posted a photo @ The Bohnerts http://t.co/DyLZHYpi

Gonna be a great 4 years!

everythingbritish's photo http://t.co/ZlV53ONG

Joe Bidens wife looks like a aged Britney Spears. Just saying.

The next 4 years are gonna be great! God bless you and God bless America!!!!

Don't worry Todd akin, your body will shut down so you don't feel the lossBURNNNNN!

I just love how my home Internet speeds are at 0.00 up and down today

She's just parking on the road taking pictures of out house

Kinda still wondering where my Obama sticker is in the mail....

Halp @ The Bohnerts http://t.co/LXBnw3fK