VEllisWade

Protect yourself and buy more guns. Shoot them before they shoot you!

Anyone wanting the new iPhone in the next few months will have to prove that they can first work the old one. :-)

The Dark Knight Rises > Marvel's The Avengers

Batman has me so hyped right now that I wanna go fight crime.

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me." - The Batman

Ronald Reagan was moderate enough to where he would not have gotten the nomination in today's GOP.

Damn. Nike+ Fuelband died during a firmware update and now won't turn on. Guess there is a trip to NikeTown in my future.

Do I read Entertainment Weekly or play with my Nexus 7??? http://t.co/AjAT3iR2

Can't wait to get out of here and put the finishing touches on The ULTRA Project for iBooks and Nook.

Brazil is out there playing like this is the championship game. #USABasketball team just looks sloppy.

Linsanity!! In Houston... lol

Damn. #33 is right around the corner. 10 days!

Seattle closes down early and starts up late. http://t.co/CMM3pyh0

I'm 3 chapters in to Fifty Shades of Grey, and this girl has blushed like 1000 times.

So I'm pretty sure police were just moving a dead homeless guy off the street on 3rd.

If you are a recurring guest on the Maury Show, #killyourself

A Disney birthday vacation would have been awesome. :-(

Am I surprised that Joe Paterno allegedly knew what he knew for longer than he let on? Nope.

My tolerance for employment in retail has reached its apex.

Do these politicians have nothing better to do, like get some legislation passed that gets jobs back and taxes down?

I gave @PRgirlAtlanta +K about Red Bull on @klout http://t.co/ivfjnsGQ

Shark Tank is such a lame show. Rich people ripping off ideas from smart but poor people.

My dude @KingJames is MVP again! Now let's get that ring! #LETSgoHEAT

I just stood up with President Obama: Same-sex marriage should be legal. Say you will, too: http://t.co/1YGdEOUV

Just watched Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe" video. I also just slit my wrists.