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Apple's new Mac ads are embarrassing | The Verge http://t.co/N2zKFXDx via @verge

It's almost like people want to be fooled. They want to pretend there is no man behind the curtain just to feel something.

Since Table Tennis is an Olympic Sport, Beer Pong should also be.

American Football will end up being a Winter Olympic sport. #FootballDreamTeam

Pretty sure I have been inside of the new City Target store everyday since it opened on Wednesday.

You would then think that my PS3 is the gaming system. Nope, more used for 3D blu-rays.

Mr. T says, "I pity the fool that eats my cereal!"

So now that makes Amazon, B&N and Kobo carriers of The ULTRA Project. Apple and Google are both pretty damn slow on the approval process.

Google Fiber has me intrigued. As long as it runs as fast as advertised. Cant slow down from my 100Mbps.

I hate you Jeremy Borash. #GUTCHECK

The news that Kristin Stewart has cheated on Robert Pattinson has left me COMPLETELY unaffected.

The ULTRA Project, a novel by V. Ellis Wade - now available on B&N Nook (device and app!!) http://t.co/N5t7swBK

Football is near! Wooooo!

POTUS is in town. Traffic is gonna be a nightmare.

8 hours till vaca!!! Woooooo!!! http://t.co/a5D1zk1m

Kneel before @CMPunk!! #RAW1000

Get The ULTRA Project now! 99 cent sale has been extended for just 2 more days! http://t.co/6aM1vBgq

No, the next iPhone is not going to have a holographic keyboard. Your dumb ass wouldn't know how to turn it on anyway.

Today is work day #7 of 8 in a row. Wish there was a sunny vacation at the end of this.

Every time Anastasia Steele blushes, take a shot. Every time she murmurs, take a shot. Every time she mentions Christian's Grey eyes - shot.

Men, don't lie about your money. Ladies don't find that attractive.

Glad I watched tonight's UFC on the Pirate Network, and not the extremely expensive PPV.

When the nuke drops, will gingers vaporize instantly?

Do not get used to that comfortable feeling after you meet quota. Next month your retail masters will come up with another unreachable goal

Today's politician is not a public servant, but a corporate one, which is why he let's the gun manufacturer write the gun laws.