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Kenneth as an immortal is my favorite secret plot line on #30Rock http://t.co/jusoATXI

At any rate, it looked like it hopped the highway exit for Brentwood Blvd South. Godspeed, traffic fucker-upper. #stl

Google's Jackie Robinson doodle is pretty sweet. Great job, guys.

Oh my word. The Retina MBP is so nice.

Has anyone swapped in a new iPhone 4S Battery? I think I've got a nice weekend project ahead...

So, looks like the nice #stlwx is about to completely go to shit with 60+ MPH winds, possible hail and a tornado. Oh, January.

Is Steve Savard going to pull a tommy gun out of his violin case after reading the news? http://t.co/uLzQnq1t

If you're out and having a good time tonight, sorry about that last tweet. It was a burst of parenting. My apologies.

Welcome to double entendre nirvana. RT @JoelOsteen: Get in agreement with God. Enlarge your vision. Make room for a flood of His goodness.

.@wingoz has come a long way since the mid-90s. http://t.co/pcXkTIfg

If you don't come to @bg_stlouis on February 12, I'm going to hit you in the face with a cast iron skillet. http://t.co/dSFGJSu5 #stl

Oliver is such a nut for his #stlcards mobile. http://t.co/EDphke1O

There will be a @bg_stlouis invite sent out this week that will knock your socks on your ass. You brought your asses, right? #stl #webdev

What in the world did sports reporters do before Athletes got on Twitter? So many write-ups about what so-and-so tweeted. #yawn

Vladimir Tarasenko is adapting to the North American game pretty well. #stlblues

I could never be sworn in as president because I don't have a family bible. Oh, well.

Joe Flacco is… http://t.co/VtomGkcR

Not elite, remember? “@SportsCenter: In his 5th season, Joe Flacco has become the NFL's all-time leader in road playoff wins with 6.”

Short field hurry-up is going to kill the Ravens defense.

What did we do before drive through pharmacy pickups?

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Lee Morgan (5), Bud Powell (4) & Thelonious Monk (4) http://t.co/YpYPdjHU

So long, Helvetica -- American Airlines unveils first new look since 1968 http://t.co/gYHIWj6j

Pretty excited about #ArcherFX tonight.

Someone put the Club on their old-ass Chevy Cobalt in the Lowes parking lot in Maplewood. Gee, I hope nobody steals it.

- This has been another installment of the USPS shitting all over my plans to return something I bought online.