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Still 16,000 more to go before I have my mailbox.app access. Could be worse - there are over 800k in line behind me...

Congrats to Whitney Houston for being drug free for a whole year!

I love Monoprice more than I should.

I bet the Pope is “retiring” because he started tweeting divine rod pics to ladies. http://t.co/gpXNmofC

Go to sleep, baby. Jesus.

Dubstep monkey. http://t.co/0A6uyHym

If I designed the #Ravens Super Bowl ring, it’d be made of the finest jewels. It would also have a 3D @JacobyJones_12 dancing hologram.

Ballpark Village is stealing an idea from Wrigleyville, all right: being tangible.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Killer Mike (7), tUnE-yArDs (6) & Bud Powell (5) http://t.co/YpYPdjHU

Coming to the @bg_stlouis event on Tuesday? Be sure to get there early for one of these mugs! #stl http://t.co/tmbGMqbv

I forgot how dumb people are when they have to turn on the windshield wipers. -36 IQ. #stldrivers

Don't forget, #STL - the @bg_stlouis 2 year birthday party is happening on Tuesday! RSVP here: http://t.co/dSFGJSu5 #freebooze #webdev

Here's a good reason why Apple doesn't need to advertise. How many Samsung phones do you see on players? http://t.co/k7cnwnI0

Just ran some back of the envelope math on how much child care costs (post tax) for two kids and nearly shit myself. Worth it, though.

Loving this @USATODAY photo gallery: http://t.co/wrQqx632

Matt Ryan is going to be looking for Flacco money in his next contract.

Can we please STFU about the power outage?

The Ravens touchdown-less streak in the Super Bowl had to end at some point, right?

What time is it?! #Gametime! #Ravens #superbowl #52 http://t.co/BUaMfH2g

Our magnolia tree looks beautiful... That is, until the wind knocked all that snow on my freshly shoveled… http://t.co/cYl2Ne1U

Flurries? Well, that escalated quickly. #stl #stlwx http://t.co/cQ0btYe7

Dat snow. #stlwx http://t.co/ywTBxqAB

Congrats, @jonathanogden75, on the first-ballot @ProFootballHOF selection! #Ravens

Is it Sunday yet? #Ravens

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Louis C.K. (25), Doug Stanhope (12) & Karriem Riggins (8) http://t.co/YpYPdjHU