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Adobe Support: "Can't update Photoshop to 13.1.2? Uninstall it and reinstall it!"Ugh.

Another beautiful day in St. Louis!

LCD Cat System - The internet has been won. http://t.co/DTBsjG0HEa

Browser crashing while entering a mountain of tax information sucks pretty bad, you guys.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: J Dilla (28), Bud Powell (17) & MED (9) http://t.co/L1XEQOIEcK

Pro tip: Trader Joe's Wasabi Almonds and your eye don't mix.

If anyone in #STL is looking for a 2009 Ford Escape with low mileage (53,900), my parents are selling theirs: http://t.co/ecz5vWfHLt

This skinny dude has an amazing voice. #oscars

Tech support dispatch from my retired dad: "Stephen, I put a SD card in the CD slot of the Macbook Pro and can't get it out. Help?"

Dear recruiters on LinkedIn: I'm not interested in a 'killer' front-end dev job in Omaha. Please stop asking. Thanks.

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Why? (12), J Dilla (6) & Lotus (5) http://t.co/L1XEQOIEcK

These flakes are as big as silver dollars!(The coin, not the fluffy pancake)#stlwx

No big deal… Just sleet at a 45° angle. #stlwx

Hour one: Oliver is crying and has a dirty diaper. Jane is actually doing ok. So far. #zonedefense #soloparenting #stlwx

My cat spent a good part of today scratching up my Clarks Desert Boots. Related: anyone in the market for a new cat?

"Shoveling snow is for chumps & losers" would be a way more effective slogan for Road Runner brand Ice Melt.

Detailed Star Wars galaxy map -- make sure you click to embiggen dat map: http://t.co/mIlZTa80 #fb

Another @YouWorkForThem email, another couple of typefaces purchased. Damn you, sales!

Happy birthday, Adolph Hitl… err, Michael Jordan! http://t.co/nnZ66mnx

$3 Urban Chestnut Winged Nuts, you guys. (@ Water Street Food & Drink) http://t.co/GMH1hlkT

Remnants of my paycheck are slowly starting to surface. #ravens #superbowl http://t.co/9lyd4dre

Problem solved, romantic assholes. We're going to Water Street, and there's nothing you can do to derail those plans.

Looks like I have to eat multiple meats today to restore balance to the world.

Sometimes being tech support for your retired father can be rife with unintentional comedy.

I was granted access to Mailbox sometime after midnight. I had inbox zero before the sun came up.