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Every song is better with goats http://t.co/qtwmwVTfXk

Sorry Bob Woodward.

Seems like my favorite meat has been horse this whole time.

One day I hope to have enough money to waste on this awesome watch. http://t.co/dyPA9U4Xai

It's one small step for man. One giant leap for energy drink marketing.

Sometimes I chomp Doritos to the beat of "Eye of the Tiger"

“@cschweitz: LOL: @Walmart is Now Selling an ‘I http://t.co/RAF5bB19 SMH” @alex_abads

Fuck all of you. I'm at the top of YouTube.

BREAKING “@DRUDGE_REPORT: Girl transfers to new school... http://t.co/JFJeMzn5”

I'm accidentally sitting through a Kiss concert tonight.

“@fivethirtyeight: Awaiting a couple more polls, but possible our model will show its largest one-day swing of the year.” fuck

Why my two great loves are Star Trek and politics. http://t.co/FuljRWUm

Pretty sure @sullydish clef the president a nigger just now. I'm uncomfortable. http://t.co/FWoaOcf7

As a Latin American whose ancestors were raped by my other ancestors I find it OUTRAGEOUS that I don't have Columbus Day off.

Papa Roach's playing in Moscow tonight y'all.

I bet Mitt Romney is planning to buy a factory just so he can close it down and get unemployment back over 8%Or he can fire Jim Lehrer.

Also, it looks like John Kerry's shot at becoming Secretary of State just plummeted

Fuck it @barackobama. Next time. http://t.co/Pbcw4U8C

"Would Sex and the City 2 be considered a dystopian science fiction film if it were shown to an 1950's audience?" http://t.co/QNUWgzsz

“@DRUDGE_REPORT: COULTER: 'He Just Turns It On and Suddenly We Got Malcolm X'...” next thing you'll know, they'll name streets after him

“@DRUDGE_REPORT: Nicki Minaj threatens to punch out Mariah Carey during 'AMERICAN IDOL' taping... http://t.co/6Mwjkva4” THAT ACCENT

Yesssssss. Obama DID INDEED know Rev. Wright in 2007. Pack your bags bitch.#voteromney http://t.co/ZazRjYOa

This is a humiliating night for @drudge and @TuckerCarlson. Just finished reading the bombshell 2007 speech here: http://t.co/2r2l6hSl

“@gruber: I’m worried Bobby Valentine is going to get fired before this game is over.”