MarkyD311

I love you all. Amazing @311 on board. Signing off.

MCO>MIA.

I have today and tomorrow to work still. All these cruisers already leaving is killing me slowly

Meet my friend Gilly the Goat. - http://t.co/zl77JuK513

Here's what the weather on Great Stirrup Cay is looking like: http://t.co/XIMd5grk3n

looks like this crazy blizzard is going to scoot by to the north. sweet.

Bring on the Snowmageddon http://t.co/ohtbGradU1

what the hell is wrong with the midwest?http://t.co/Sfgm5M4dLy

If you don't know @StickFigureDub , you should.

TIL...male giraffes fight, and then have sex with each other. http://t.co/Zi367QaLGh

I am very sad that Mr. and Mrs. @deepzah will not be on the cruise.

I owe exactly as much for state taxes as I'm getting back for federal.

7 days until I fly into Orlando to drive to MIA with my BFF @SobbyBams for the @311Cruise . I'm kind of freaking out! #CruiseVirgin

Why am I sad? This is strange. Snap out of it, Mark.

Something about snow makes me want tacos. @bigtrucktacos here I come

I'm the hiphopopotamus, rhymes that flow like phosphorus, poppin off the top of this esophagus, rockin this metropolis

racial stereotyping? http://t.co/6nZNnzU

Horrible cold making me so tired. Glad I got it now instead of on the cruise!

"F*ck britches; get money." –Theodore Roosevelt, 26th US President

I can be consistent with working out, and I am. The eating well part is much more difficult. I don't do fast food, but I LOVE to eat.

Most insane speed tests I've ever seen on VZW LTE: Download: 55384 kbps Upload: 14261 kbps http://t.co/UTtOmC3

Free your mind, and the rest will follow.

I just found a 2003 540i m-sport with 42k miles, almost identical to the one I had. MUST BE STRONG. *quivers uncontrollably*

They know http://t.co/wflgTZ1

You're darn right I'm going to the Beyonce concert. All the single lettuce! All the single lettuce.