MarkyD311

my son makes up songs all the time. His latest creation: "Herbert the Horny Hornet." He's 7. He has no idea what horny is.

One of my vendors just offered me tickets for OKC/Memphis tonight, on the floor. AWWWWW YEAH

good news for the Dubs: The Spurs are old men, and game 2 is in 44 hours.

OKC got Perkins & Nate Robinson in the Jeff Green trade. Lil' Nate could really help the Thunder right about now... But they waived him.

DAMN that game was intense! #ThunderUp

HTC One Review!: http://t.co/Wvp4dLc8JD via @youtube

Go home Oklahoma weather, you're drunk. - http://t.co/0D4ITtoQB8

So many vivid dreams. So many of them horrifying. Can't sleep.

"You don't have to suck it, just put it in your mouth until the swelling goes down. "

the spirit downtown is very solemn...we're sad about Westbrook. He's the energy core of this team.

Sriracha peas > *

Narwhal, narwhal, swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, cuz they are so awesome

A year ago, I was in San Diego with @deepzah and his lovely ladies. Here I was happy.

I can only define my current state of mind as "procrasturbation"

Good job, Vermont! http://t.co/tm0bUWSeVi

Life has a way of getting weird right when you think things are great. I'm not going to let life win this one.

Officially broken.

Right when you think thinks are better than ever, swift kick to the nuts is delivered. What the actual fuck

America's prison system is an international embarrassment http://t.co/hxJDqhW5Dy

Seven strings http://t.co/47LFE0bj0n

RT @Bill_Nye_Tho__ lmao how about that bullshit wen u turn the shower on and the curtain sticks to you damn!! smh... anyways god is fake

getting narrowband uvb light treatments 3x weekly for my vitiligo. 2.5 minutes = sunburn for me. Noted. #WhitestGuyYouKnow

Planting all sorts of stuff in the garden tomorrow. Can't wait for harvest season

my first love: http://t.co/Kb7VNiwfyr

Definitely just saw William H Macy @wholefoods in OKC. that's odd.