MarkyD311

gobble gobble http://t.co/BwVRxdhTV7

Yesterday: 75 and sunny. Today: Thundersnow. Wtf

Google's new Babel messaging service will be like iMessage but way better; support for iOS and Android, and way more features.

Today: 75 degrees. Tomorrow: Ice storm. Go home, Oklahoma, you're drunk

Started the morning with a 30 minute swim. Now that is a workout I can handle in the AM

I bought into bitcoin a year ago, and it has delivered a greater return than any of my Vanguard funds, by a Longshot.

what a game! #ThunderUp

Watch "Giant taco raps "Galaxy" by 311 - 311 Caribbean Cruise" on YouTube - http://t.co/bswSYctukA

Great day out with my boy. 71 degrees today http://t.co/FohhMSn5FX

Yo @deepzah ... I heard you like tacos and 311. http://t.co/nJ2RiElrMk

"The only thing I hate more than lying is skim milk, which is water lying about being milk." - Ron Swanson

yes, http://t.co/nr1KgCW21J is down. Working with the webhost to figure out what's up.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS

Korn/Taylor Swift Mash-Up. Why do I love this? http://t.co/qTM07fAozq

Playing a little Clitar Hero #MasturbationSlang

There's no one who can do you like Jesus (Jeeeeeesuuuuusss) no one can leave you so alooonnnneee #Rejected311Lyrics

In soviet Russia... http://t.co/B3DFpHmGVK

who took my son and replaced him with a demon child?

Waiting to get blasted with narrow band uvb rays. Hopeful for vitiligo improvement.

Local church at my favorite taco truck buying everyone tacos. Genius.

anyone have any experience with ulnar nerve entrapment?

Testing out the HTC One, and it's definitely the best of the pack right now.

My little dude is a whiz on the Macbook http://t.co/GNnjh8D0Sb

Changing shocks and struts on the Scion today to get it ready to sell. If I get impaled by a coil spring, I love you all.

If I had unlimited money, I'd buy a pair of custom Nike every week.