karmic_shift

#Firepit bitches. http://t.co/LNeevnw4

#Tits and #Duckface #houseparty http://t.co/AzQ7Qlce

Simultaneous Voice + Data on your #Sprint or #Verizon #iPhone5 - Hell no says Apple. http://t.co/Zh0VHxzF

Holy Shitballs this is awesome. Handmade Original 151 #Pokemon #fb http://t.co/jcyXNdxj

Ohh #Psy performing Gangnam Style #RokerCantDance http://t.co/NSVjvNKV #GetGlue @todayshow

My "Nap" turned into an 8 hour affair and now I cant sleep after waking up at 4am. I need rest so I can kill my liver tonight.

Seriously #OJ? Why on earth would you announce that you are to blame for a #Kardashian

Random ass #Pink #Flamingo in the middle of a Wooden Table. http://t.co/NiybHS40

I just ousted Bridget W. as the mayor of Chase Bank on @foursquare! http://t.co/XVuaTnbh

#daFuck? Can someone please explain this to me - #PSY - #GangnamStyle? #fb http://t.co/q5DbmmQc

Was a gorgeous day over Downtown #Louisville #sun #clouds http://t.co/xlyNr2Ge

#Touchdown! @Eagles

I just ousted @hookedonsteeler as the mayor of Dairy Queen on @foursquare! http://t.co/6Zy0xxdd

I don't care that you drive a #Volvo and are cute...you have a #Romney bumper sticker on your car and I will cut you off. #fact #fb

.@ChrisWarcraft is my new hero. Read this to find out why. http://t.co/jFmerASw @Deadspin #fb

I'd be happy to call @SethGreen or @joelmchale but only to discuss a #MadWomanWithDiarrhea #TheSoup #fb

#Dinosaurs are now on @Netflix There goes my #Weekend #fb http://t.co/x3aHEEXY

I have heard @madysondesigns say all of these things. Shit #Apple Fanatics Say, Part 1 http://t.co/WTFODoZC

I just ousted Amelia E. as the mayor of Hollister on @foursquare! http://t.co/aD2E762h

Is it just me or does #Frank get dumber with each episode? It hurts how stupid he is. #BB14 #TeamDan #fb

.@HPSupport is a FUCKING JOKE. Over an hour on the phone and no resolution. I will NEVER buy anything from HP ever again in my life.

I should just work for @HPSupport - 30 minutes on the phone and i've been on hold for at least 25 mins of that time. #Fail

Where is the @Wipeout #Game for #Android?

Great idea, and cute too. #ShowerSquid #fb http://t.co/KpLVZz3h

I would find it funnier had they named #Kirk #Khan instead. #StarTrek