JAndThatsIt

Short days and long nights.

Kickass is such an awesome movie.

A tornado and then snow. Man, that sucks.

I'm hoping my dad passed down a lot of these handyman genes on to me.

What's this white stuff outside?

Wow, just sent a text to the wrong person. Let's see how this goes.

I just celebrated my birthday @applebees today thanks to Keith.

That was the worst voice over ever @abc.

I woke up saying "I ain't drinking _______ no more!"

Is it rude to ask a female if her hair is hers (not purchased) when you first meet het?

I am. Big things on the horizon. “@So80s_ItsCrazy «@iamdiddy Do something that hasn't already been done!!!!»”

The sky just opened up and it started pouring something serious by my apartment.

The sting of the switch or the pat on the head?

Today is starting to feel like a half-day for work.

I Agree!!! “@SpikeGee614 !!!! "@PrettyBrwnNay: A thirsty chick RT @JclubLovinLife: I dunno what's worse a thirsty dude or a thirsty chick."”

If I get caught at every light, is that God saying slow down?

The awkward moment when your in a meeting and you have know idea what your coworkers are talking about.

Just as an #FYI, your #detestable if you wipe a booger on the wall.

That last #keyandpeele #Obama shit would have been better if he used his left hand. Still funny though.

http://t.co/gsHWFGWC desert.

How does a cd that hasn't been out of the cd changer get scratches and skip?

Quid pro quo!