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RT @hotdogsladies: Until now, I've stayed out of the big '.gif' pronunciation debate.My only addendum is that we're all going to die alon…

"I don't get it...? And ya never did!" #SATC

RT @satc_bot: Carrie: That's another reason I love New York. Just like that, it can go from bad to cute. #SATC

"I asked a white bitch for Asian bitch advice. Fuck me!"

RT @aguiar_randy: @KaseydSchaettle you have a middle name? Oh, I thought the d stood for something else

I just can't catch a break can I?

"The Cat Returns" wut is this shit? And why is it so poorly/oddly animated?

Be my escape?

Always an issue of bad timing... #GayBoyProblems

Well that was a fucked up dream...

"@ComedyTruth: *eats alphabet soup* *chokes on the D*" @Scissor_lizz

"@Derpey: Mi papá tiene 47 años = my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos = my potato has 47 assholes i love spanish" @ericacollins18

"You were too fly then, so fly away now. Cause now I'm that bitch and you're just a clown." #GayBoyProblems

"My #1 rule is, if I can reach the base get dat dick outta my face!" #GayBoyProblems

Why aren't there more logical, thoughtful, and non-biased tech reviewers like @noahkravitz out there?

"Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML" @Scissor_lizz

" You do this every time! Do you have radar?!? Carrie might be happy, its time to sweep in and shit all over it!?" #GayBoyProblems

His name is John... This is getting wayyyyy too much like #SATC, and Carrie Bradshaw I am not.

"Her yellow SUV is now the enemy" #1985

"@ericacollins18: I hate when bad memories ruin great songs." #MyLifeStory

Fuck. That.

"Why do I keep doing this to myself? I must be a masochist or something." #GayBoyProblems #SATC

Aaannnndddd yet again I'm not worthy of an answer. #GayBoyProblems

Why do I care and worry so much about people that don't give a shit about me? #GayBoyProblems

"Nowhere, its like 90210 on acid."