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RT @coollike: Hands up if you talk to your cat as though they were a human magically trapped inside a cat's body because YOU CAN NEVER BE S…

"The only reward you get at the end of trying not to be who you were, or witnessing someone else change into a pers… https://t.co/ZprqubeCOa

"Don't worry, they'll lose interest in a couple of weeks... Unless you slash their tires like I did..."

RT @deaddilf69: Straight people beat the living shit out of their kids n then worry abt Disney princess being gay ruining their children ht…

"Computers are your life aren't they?" "Yes... The perfect hiding place."

RT @JoyAnnReid: They're next-day UPS-ing condolence letters. This is embarrassing, even for this White House. https://t.co/Z9dpt1GO8l

RT @PhillyHomo: Constant need for reassurance of our relationship Anxiety Paranoid Anxiety Hot Tempered Emotional https://t.co/o2P5fGs8JA

@VZWNow @sprint "Unlimited is only as good as the network it's on." Huh... That's funny VZW same spot, both under n… https://t.co/qIkSDI1bZT

I would expect nothing less from my life than my past and present colliding at once...

RT @suburbiangay: Everyone is talking about making or joining gay twitter gangs and I am over here like https://t.co/I37GoWOkxv

So that's what it feels like to have your last shred of self worth destroyed...

RT @haley_kobak: My dad asked my mom if poltergeist was based off a real event and my mom replies "yes Jim, a girl went into to the tv"

RT @GG_quotes: Cyrus: Tell him everything. Blair: What if he doesn't love me after I do? Cyrus: Even everything is not enough. #gossipgirl

RT @TProphet: Deeply disappointed that this 1990s-style racing game, produced by a North Korean coal mining company, is banned. ???? https://t…

RT @lazygamereviews: Found an old hard drive that still has a Windows 3.1 version of Prodigy installed. Major nostalgia here! https://t.co/…

"I don't believe in coincidences, these days I believe in miracles..." #LatterDays

RT @lazygamereviews: Here's the HP Mini review from 2009 that I never finishedhttps://t.co/dUQZaKmJMd

RT @iAm_erica: I seriously want to make a channel where I just review weird things like this #ChocolatePeanutButterPowder #AddWater https:/…

RT @EmergencyOtter: https://t.co/bWPlbTKa6D

RT @University_Anon: Well there goes my underwear lol https://t.co/b57C6cKsbi

RT @coollike: Favourite hair product: My sweaty left hand. Just brush it through hair over and over while stressed. GET THE LOOK! https://t…

RT @haley_kobak: I know it's not snowing in Ohio rn....

RT @The90sLife: But if you forget to retweet Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity https://t.co/dxLvvgy…

It really shows how fucked up things are at Apple when they need a Thunderbolt to Ethernet adapter to run their own diagnostics...

RT @The90sLife: RT if you remember this show https://t.co/mT81jLZAF2